Monday, December 12, 2005

Bijoya Sommiloni

Pujo onekdin holo kete gechhe. Ami age Markin juktorastrer modhyo-poschim er je chotto sohore thaktam sekhane pujo hoto na. Ektu dure arekti sohore hoto. Sei pujo te anondo, moja holeo khaoa ta thik jompesh kore hoto na. Markin deshe sob pujoi motamuti ek rokom: Dupure pushpanjoli, tarpor khichuri. Sondhye hole prothome kichhu naach, gaan, natok tarpor khaoa. Onek boro boro sohore oboshyo 2-3 din dhore pujo hoi. Pujo te amar prodhaan akorshon holo adda aar khaoa! Beshi Khete paari ba na paari khaoar ichhe ta probol. Ei rokom baroari pujo te beshir bhag jaiga tei raat er khabar dokan theke ase, tao abar niramish, tai thik moner moto hoi na.

Khabar asol asor bosto pujor soptaho khanek por, bijoyasommiloni te. Se sob khabar er kotha bhable ekhono jibh e jol ase. Sondhyebelai bichitranushthan shuru hoto. Prothom e kichu dhoirjyo sangeet (dhoirjo dhore je songeet shunte hoi, jemon Robindrasangeet, raag prodhaan ityadi) ebong abrittti korten ektu boyosko bhodro mohol ebong mohilagon. Tarpor bachhader naach, tukro chhoRha ebong shesh e lare lappa hindi/bangla gaan. Kono kono somoi shruti natok o hoto.

Ei bijoya sommilonite kichhu kichhu shilpi ke ek i gaan ba kobita bochhor er por bochhor abritti kortee ba geye jete dekhecchhi. Agekar dine (ekhono hoito kichhu kichhu jaigai) biyer age meyeder tin khana gan shkhenao hoto. Chheler bari theke dekhte aasle prothom ei proshno asto "maa gaan jano?" Meyer baba bole uthten "hain hain jaane to, pakka tin bochhor Nobin master er kachhe najrulgeeti aar adhunik shikhechhe. Maa ekta gan shuniye deto. Sei gaan kor na 'mayeer paye joba hoye." Meye jothareeeti gaan shesh korlei sombhabonamoi (prospective) shashur mohashoi abegpluto golai bole uthten 'aha maa ki sunder gola tomar'. Kintu hobu bor ba tar bandhuder der ki ei bhokti geeti bhalo laage? Tai tader modhye keu fut kaatto "kichu adhunik taddhunik jana achhe?". Tokhon meye gaito "Saat bhai chompa jaago re" ba "Akash prodeep jwole"r moto ekta gaan. Kono kono pathoker mone sondeho jaagte paare "ekta deshlai kaathi jwalao" ba "besh korechhi prem korechhi"r moto gaan keno gaito na? Aha sobai ki aar apnader moto (opo)-sonskritibaan jubok? Jaihok dukhana gaan hobar pore ar khub beshi onurodh aasto na, karon gaan er sur ebong golar swor dutoi aste aste bedonadayok hoye dNarato. Tao jodi 'bhul' kore kono kono meye dwitiyo gaan ti bhalo geye felto, kono kono jaigai tritiyo gaan er abdar hoto. Byas! Er por aro onnyo onek porikkha chhilo, jemon "maa ektu hNete dekhao to", "ki ki ranna korte paro?" ityadi, ityadi! Bijoya sommilonir songe kone dekhar somporko ki? Bolchhi setai! Amader Nondita di ke dekhe mone hoto uni bodh hoi, biyer age ekta gan i shikhechhilen, othobaa baki duto gaan be-malum bhule giyechhilen!

Nanditar di'r boyos amar didimar soman ba taar theke ektu kom, kintu taao taake 'didi' boli keno? Esob ki onasrishti proshno? Janona? Markin desh holo 'sabuj' er desh, ekhane koto sabuj sabuj gaach, kochi kochi ghaas, tai ekhane manusher kochitto ektu baarHbe se to jana kothai! Nonditadir swami holen Poromesh da, uni amader Bishwobidyaloyer ekjon odhyapok, tNaar boyos ni:sonddehe amar dida'r cheye beshi. Ekbar amar ek bandhu Sunil er ma ekhane berate esechhilen gorom kaale. Sekhane RobindraJayanti anusthan e Poromeshda sunil er maa ke 'masima' bole dakai tini porom bismoye poromesh daar dike onekkhon takiye chhilen! Sunil tarpor rege giye amake bolechhilo ' Shala, buro taake ebar publicly dadu bole daakbo." Sunil 'dadu' dekhechhilo kina ta amar jana nei, tarpor beshidin aar oi sohor e chhilam na.

Eisob gaan o kobitar por asol lare lappa gaan shuru hoto, sei onusthan er porichalok chhilo Chayan. O prajuktibidyai gobeshona korte esechhilo. Chayan protibar i anushthan shuru hobar age bolto "amar golatai ektu thanda lege gechhe, tai bhul truti hole khoma kore deben'! Kintu ekbaar gaan shuru korle aar thamto na. Sheshe oke GuGaBaBa'r 'theme thak' geye ulto gaan er gNutoi thamano hoto.

Er por e shuru hoto khaoa. Prothom ei maachh er chop. Ei chop banano'r dayitte chhilo Subirda o Nupur di. Subirda okhane postdoc korechhilen onek bochhor. Proti bochhor bijoya sommiloni te dekhtam Subirda'r mathar chul aaste aaste kome 'smriti tumi bedona' hoye jachhe! Maane ager bochor ja chul chhilo, ei bochor taar cheye onek kom. Tarpor onek jolpona kore chhele chokrara bujhte paarlo 'Chop e chul' shobdoti'r mahatmyo kothai.

Chop khaoar por fried rice, daal, ful kopi'r torkari, matar paner aar mangso. Eisob khabar gulo ekadhik bari te banano hoto, ebong jNara khabar banaten tNara je jaar khabarer pichhone dNariye 'amaar ta nao, amar naao' bole biJnapon diten. Amar prothom bijoya sommiloni te eisob dekhe bhoi peye giyechhilam.

Prai proti bochhor i mangso banaten Parboti di, karon otai tNaar bisheswotto. Ami jokhon Fried rice, daal, ityadi periye mangser table e pouchhechhi, tokhon dekhlam ekjon bishalakriti bhodromohila (Parboti di) amar dike takie chNeychachhen

"Amar mangso ta nao, amar mangsota nao".

Ami ghabre giye koyekbar mangser dike aar koyekbar Parbotiddi'r medoboti chehara'r dike takiye bollam
"beshi fat hobena to?"

Parbotidi bollen "are nana eto chicken..."

Ami hNaaf chhere banchlam "Oh chicken, tai balun, ami bhablaaam..."
Amar mukh er kotha kere niye Parbotidi bollen, "ekhane pantha bhalo kothai pabo bolo?"

Eisob guru bhojon er por thakto barite banano mishti. Tarpor safai. Obibahito jubok haoar sobcheye subidha chhilo kono rokom ranna korte hoto na. Sudhu nyunotomo chanda aar safai chhara kaaj chhilo khaoa aar bawali kora.

Ekhono Bijoyasommiloni hoi, tobe ager moto noi. Bangali beshi thakle ektu jhograjhati to hobei, kintu ekbar emon legechhilo, se juddho Engrej ar Forasi desh er shotoborsher juddhokeo haar manai. Ekbaar to bijoyasommiloni tei hatahati'r upokrom! Tarpor theke aar jaoa chhhere diyechhilam. Subir dao chole gechhe onyo jaigai, sei chop o nei, aar sei chul o nei. Sudhu nirbibadi Parboti di eka eka 'Amar mangso nao, amar mangso nao' bole ekhono haasi mukhe biJnapon dichhen.

15 comments:

M (tread softly upon) said...

Massive likhechho. calcuttaweb e markini bangali lekhar kotha mone pore gelo. Ei markin muluke thaka jekono bangali identify korte parbe eshob ghotonar shathey. Keep going....amra porte thakbo.

Anonymous said...

kotha hobe na

Dipanjan Das said...

panchuda apni otuloniyo. ami payer dhulo chai. erokom gola account ami shudhu boi ba 'desh'-ei porechhi. amar ekhono obdi kono bijoya sommilonite jawa hoye otheni. hoyto agami bochhor hobe. amar grame kono pujoi hoyna.

expiring_frog said...

Amar ashe pashe tin-ti grame pujo hoe, ebar dutote giyechhilam. Ekta kharap noe, onyota ektu bhondo.

Apnar khadyo-kahini pore amaro jibhe prochur jol ashche. Ami ekhon moner dukkhe macaroni-cheese khete chollam. Dekhi murgi-ta bnechechhe ki na.

Parboti-di-ke amar shosrodhyo pronam janaben. Asha kori tnar mangsho apnake poribeshon korte hoeni.

Rimi said...

ulto gaan er gNutoi thamano hoto.

bhagyo bhalo tomader, je bhodrolok thamten. ekhane pujor koyekdin mike-er ki otTyachar, mone achhe nischoi?

aar uff, ki lekho tumi, boss! kintu aaro frequently update koro na keno shuni? maajhe ami khali eshe eshe phire jetam...

p.s: bechara parbotidi. onake niye epical tragedy lekha jayy. tomar bhagyo bhalo uni amader moonmoon di'r moto markamara 'boudi' non, noyto tomake aalto chapor mere bolten, "jah bhai paanchu! aapni na, boddo dushtu!" :D :D :D

Anonymous said...

ahahhahahahhahahahaha nice comments

Kele Panchu said...

m (aste kore marHiye jaoa). onek dhonyobad

@anon1 ke tumi nandini? tomake ki ami chini?

DD eekhankar pujo gulo besh mojar, mane onek rokom choritrer manush dekha jai. Porer bochhhor jeete bhulona.

@Byang tumi jokhon macaroni khachhile, amio tokhon pizza khachhilam, tai du:kho koro na. Bhalo khabar er smriti sorbodai bedonadayok.

Parboti di eisob kotha jaanle amake bNoti niye tere aasben, tai ei sob lekhar kotha pNaach kaan koro na! Amar bhison bhoi lage to!

Rimi tomar 'moonmoon' boudir songe dekha korar ichhe roilo. Onekdin keu erokom adorer chaprani dei ni :(

@Anon2: kiser eto brouhaha, naki korcho tumi aha aha?

chitrak said...

Panchuda, besh kichhudin pore elam ba aste parlam. 'jachhetai' na dekhe ar jai ki kore? tomar lekha te ekta swachho ar sabolil bhab aachhe, porte porte kakhono theme jai na.

ami edeshe besh kichhukal thakleo ekhankar pujo kakhonoi temon bhabe upobhog korte parlam na. joto samoy jachhe toto beshi kore nostalgic hoye pori pujor din gulote.
amar chhotobelate sobai thakur dekhte jeto. thakurer dos khana haat, boro boro chokhh, taye aabar dyabdyab kore cheye thaken amader dike. amra beshi chaite partam na. pujor pore porei thakto iskul er porikhha. tai doshomir sheshe ekbar mon diye cheye chinte porikhhar result bhalo korer guru daaitwo thakurer hatey nyasto kortam. kintu thakur ki kebol matir tairi, jar kina kailas e bari? thakur chhilo osankhyo, parai parai. sondhe holei dekha jeto dol beNdhe sob mondop-e mondop-e ghure berachhe seje guje. dekhe sune ekta bechhe nilei holo. tokai ra(sob koti naam-ee ami kichhuta kore poriborton kore dilam) thakto ghoshparar more. tokai-er baba, amader iskuler rathin sir (kiser je teacher chhilen aajo jani na, kelas 5-7 sob kota kelas e kono na kono samoy sob kota subject poranor byartho chesta korechhen dekechhi), chhilen ekkebare khNyak sheyal typer er lok jakey boley. omon loker ki kore je orokom sundor ekta meye jonmechhilo ke janey. aniyom aajo hoy. ta se ja hok ge, asol kotha holo oi meye ti, maney tokai er didi, takey dekhte majhe majhei amader gontobyo hoto tokai der para. kintu sir er ja dapot, barir samne ektu ghur ghur korechho ki buro berie eshe songlap aaorato: ki chai? ki naam? kon iskul? bari kothaye? baba janen sondhebela ekhane ghurchho? amra jara rathin sir er iskulei portam tader sahoser balloon chupse jeto. kintu pujor din gulote chhobi ta ekdom onnorokom. amader modhey surjo chhilo sob cheye beshi desperate. sebar shoshtir din dupurbela, amra sobe rastaye cricket suru korechhi. money prochur anando, samne 5din chhuti. surjo dekhi sejeguje cycle niye katchhe. bollo tora porey eshe bhir baras, ami ekhoni gelam. satyi kotha bolte ki, oi bhor duppur bela amader modhey ar karori sahos chhilo na sir er barir ultodike dariye thakar. amra khela tela sere praye sondhe sondhe hoy sesamoy dol beNdhe hajir holam surjor haal hakikat jante. amader dekhe chheler se ki hashi. bollo ja katlo na dupur ta. 6 bar janla te esechhe, shesh bare naki hashi diyeo gechhe. amra bhoye bhoye bollam ar mastarmoshai? tini aasenni? surjo bollo dhusss, o asbe na, bujhe gechhe ami jabar janyo asini. amader seta biswas korte ichhe holeo korer sahos chhilo na. kintu surjor sediner form chhilo onekta 98 er IND-AUS series er tendulkar-er form er moto. samne ja porto tai ure jeto. amader obiswas dekhe surjer ekbar bhruu ta kebol konchkalo. tarpor dekhlam surjo soja giye tokai der barir kora narlo. baranda te berie elen rathin sir nijei. amader keu keu already cycle-e uthe chaliyeo diyechhe. baki ra ready, sudhu 'go' er signal er janyo waiting. Surjo sir er dike takie bollo- 'ami surjo. postoffice er pasher baritatey thaki. apnar school-e class 10 e pori. samnei madhyomik. porer eto chaap. baba bollen ajke ar porte hobey na, ja ghosh parar thakur ta dekhe aay. tai esechhilam. bhablam apnar sathe dekha kore jai.' boley aabar shanto bhabe fire elo amader majhkhane. Jani na eta amra ar keu or moro eto swababhik bhabe bolte partam kina, kintu Rathin sir etotai orpostut chhilen je bar dui hmm hmm er beshi kichhu bolte parlen na.

pujor anando onektai mlan hoye jeto doshomir din. jakhon chhoto chhilam, takhon doshomi ta praye purotai monmora hoye katto. kintu ektu porer dikey joto boro hotey laglam, parar pujor kichhu kichhu kaaj er dyaitwo amader dike porte suru korlo. ekta boro dyaitwo chhilo bishorjoner kaaj. bishorjoner agey sidhhi banano hoto. babar kora shashon chhilo 16 bachhorer agey sidhhi khete parbo na. baba-i oneksamoy pujor dyaitwo niten, fole onno rao amake babar chhele hisebe beshi chinto. onekbar bosey bosey banano dekhechhi, kintu keu babar kotha moto khete dito na. je ghotona ta bolte jachhi, seta khub sombhob amar 9-e porar samoy. sebar keu sidhhi ta jordar baniechhilo. amra sidhhi khete parini, kintu sobar khaoa hoye geley amra moja dekhtam. sujog pelei lokke hasate suru kortam. sebare nesha ta emon bere hoyechhilo je sheshe bishorjoner janyo lok paoa duskor hoye gelo. nana jayga theke nana mojar durghotona kaney aste suru korlo. sobcheye mojar kando korechhilo shuvror (abar naam ta change korlam, khub sombhob or chokheo porte pare lekhata) baba. Tar ektu beshi-ee khaoa ta hoyechhilo. prothom dike hashitei atke chhilen, kintu samoshya ta barlo bari pouchhonor por. Tini hotath khater niche sonar horin dekhte pelen. ar se horin ki jore douroy!! kichhutei dhore rakha jaye na. kintu emon sujog beshi asey na, tai tinio thik korlen na dhore khater nich theke beroben na. amra takhono thakurer mondop-e bosey aachhi, je kojon boro ra motamuti dhatostho chhilen, tara thakur niye chole gechhen bishorjon ditey. hotath khobor elo shuvror baba khater tolaye. shuvro takhon amaderi modhey bosey. amra hurmur kore dour marlam. giye dekhi or barite besh kichhu mohila o bachha joro hoyechhe. sobai motamuti moja dekhtei byasto. kaku khater tolaye dhuke haschhen ar majhe majhe haat bariye kichhu ekta kobja korer chesta korchhen. parate takhon baro kono loker obhab. pratapda (dada tuto ekjon, takhon bodhoy college-e porto) khater niche bosey khali bolchhe kaku aapni aamar katha ta sunun, kintu katha ta je ki ta ar kakhonoi bolchhe na. bodhoi eta dekhe je kakur seta sonar bindumatro ichhe nei. kakima gombhir mukhe bosey ar majhe majhe bolchhen esob ke baniechhilo? amra onekei jantam eta pratap da baniechhe, kintu sesamoy satyabhashon korer ichhe amader chhilo na. shuvro esober manosik chaap beshikhon nite parlo na. hotath bhyaa kore keNde dilo. sheshe takey samlano bhar. ektu ratrer dikey pratap da kakuke boshe anlen. horin ta bodhoy more gechhilo, kenona kakuo kaNdchhilo dekhchhilam. kintu amra takhon shuvror kanna thamate beshi byasto. se byata kichhutei thame na, sheshe pratap da oke ghus diye thamiechhilo, ek chamoch sidhhi. pete portei amader dikey chuk chuk kore takie boley, 'he he tora to ar khete parli na, besh bhalo khete kintu.' amra bakira oboshyo porey kono na kono samoy peyechhilam, ami peyechhilam praye aaro bachhor dui badey. sebar college-e uthe gelam, baba ke giye bollam, ebar to madhyomik perie gechhe, ami kintu sidhhi khabo. baba bollen kheo kintu barabari koro na. barabari ta amar hatey to ar nei, khaoa ta amar hatey. to ami seta bhalo korei serechhilam, satyi kotha bolte ki eto suswadu khete jinish ami khub kom-i kheyechhi. kintu bachhor dui ager durghotona sobai ke khubi niriho kore diyechhilo, tarpor ami jotodin parate chhilam kakhonoi khub kora sidhhi banano hoto na.

Kele Panchu said...

Chitrak, osadharon likhechho. Tumi aro beshi kore post koro na keno nijer blog e?
Durga pujoi siddhi kheyechi onekbar, kintu aaj porjonto 'sonar horin' dekhte pai ni! 'Shruvro'r baba khub bhagyoban mnush. Aar tomar bondhu 'Surjyo' satyi chabuk chele!

Ron said...

Ei Bijoy Sommiloni hoyto Markin Juktoraashtre er Bangali der speciality.

But Bharotborsher modhdhe jara probaashi Bangali taarao oi "aamar mangsho ta nao" aar shob barite motamuti eki khabar bananor byapaartar shonge bhaloi identify korbe. Bangalore er Bengali Association er "dada didi maashima meshomoshai rao" pujor shomoy eshob khabarer aaojon koren.Gaan baajnao hoye. KOyekjon eki gaan bochorer por bochor beshuro golaye geye jaan ittyadi ittyadi.

Aarekta similarity ei je prothom du teen bochorer por shobai nijeder modhdhe onek jhogra kore alada alada Bengalee Association toiri kore felechen. Aamio jaowa bondho kore diyechi. Jhogra korata bodh hoy Bangali der jaatiyo charecter.

Kele Panchu said...

Ron,
Banglar baire ami khub beshidin chhilam na, je du bochhor chhilam setao porashonar jonyo. tai hoito thik bujhte parini bhetorer byapar. Ekhane o prothom prothom bujhtam na. Ekhon bujhi. "DhNeki sworge geleo dhan bhane' :)

Bongo Naari said...

aatitheyota bangalir sabhabjato

Anonymous said...

Kele Panchu ebong chitrak...
Apnader lekhar style oshadharon. Pore ami ar amar onno half(better na worse bolte pari na) khub haslam...
Onekdin bade eto hasir lekha porlam.
Je ko bochor bideshe ek chilam, etota na holeo er onektai dekhechi...
Parbotidir moton character sob jaigai pawa jabe...
Tobe banglai pujor somoi thakar mojai alada....
Pujor kothatei mone pore jai sei notun notun pujabarshikigulor kotha. Barite elei suru hoye jeto karakari.
Jai hok amar torof theke ebarer bijoyer subhechcha sobaikei....

Anonymous said...

kele panchu you are just asadharan

Anonymous said...

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