Friday, December 16, 2005

Lungi

Poschim ebong purbo banglar ghore ghore lungi byabohar kora hoi. Onek unnasik byakti lungi pora pochhondo koren na, ba keu lungi porle taar dike neechu nojor e dekhen. Amar mote lungi holo mohila der sari'r jobab. Pyjama, pant dutoi porte somoi laage. Pyjama'r sobcheye asubidha holo dori porano, aar sei dori bhhul jaigai ebong bhhul somoye chNire jabar o bhoi thake. Pant porte geleo onek rokom jhamela: shrinkhol (chain), botam, komor-bondho (belt) ityadi. Arekti poshak-dhuti, ekhon to biye bari chhara loke porei na. Dhuti'r kNocha bandha je ki bhoynkor shokto byapar, se je porechhe se bujechhe. Ajkaal oboshyo toiri-kNocha dhuti sob dokanei paoa jai. Tate elastic o atkano thake, sudhu goliye nilei holo. KIntu eirokom koncha mere dhuti pore ar kotokkhon thaka jai?

Eisob somosyar somadhan korar jonyoi hoito bangla'r tNaati ra lungi banano shuru korechhilo. Lungi porle nijeke kemon halka halka laage.. thik khancha bhenge mukti paoa bon er pakhi'r moto. Bangla'r pyach pyache gorome lungi jeno cholonto sheetotaap niyontrok jontro (air condition). Lungi porar je aram ta hoito 'chiffon' sari porar cheye beshi. 'Chiffon' er lungi hoi kina janina, kintu lungi'r sob cheye boro gun holo etir ekta matro pNyach, jekhane sari'r ekadhik. Kono pathok ba pathika jodi ei dui dhoroner poshak nijer onge dharon kore amake janate paren konti beshi aramdayok, tahole badhito hobo.

Lungir sobcheye akorshok gun holo tar rong. laal, neel, sabuj theke shuru kore beguni emon ki nosyo... sob dhoroner rong ebong boichitre ei poshak paoa jai. Eheno poshak er morjyada aaj prai dhulisyat. Dokkhin bharoter purush ra bir bikrome khato dhuti pore rastai ghure beran, Maharastre’r birangona ra o kNocha bandha shari porte lojja paan na, sudhu amra bongopungab rai lungi ke sudhu bari’r char deyoale seemabodhho raakhi. E khub i onyai! lungi baire na pore ber hobar ekta jukti songoto karon oboshyo achhe, seti pore bistarito bhabe alochona korchhi.

Pujo’r somoi jama kapor kena katar sobcheye upojukto somoi, ebong se sob er biJnapon sob jaiga tei chokhe pore. Kintu kosmin kaleo ku ki lungi’r biJnapon dekhechhen? Chhoto thekei shune aaschhi ‘pujoi chai natun juto’, natun jama, sari, dhuti..Garihata, Traders’ assemnbly..ityadi. Emon ki purusher ontorbaas er biJnapon boro boro okkhore rastar dhare jwol jwol kore, ba radio te surela golai kokilkonthi geye othe:

“Raju raju raju raju
Genji, Jangiya aar moja
Sothik maap er raju shokti ane
Raju bishwosto sobai jane.”

Raju jodi shokti aante paare, tahole lungi o mukti aante paare! Koi se kotha to keu ek baar o bole na! Aaj Robindranath benche thakle likhten:

“Ora lungi pore
Pothe, ghate, nodite, prantore
kNocha mere dhuti pora joto ful babu
Mathe, ghate, gramyo pothe hoye jan kabu."


Pant ba Pyjama porar somoi lokhyo rakhte hoi soja ba ulto hochhe kina, eta samner dik na pichhon dik, eisob. Lungi'r kintu digbidik jNyan nei, samne, pichhone, ulto, soja jedike khushi pora jai. Amar chhatrabaas (hostel) er ek dada (senior) o oboshyo tar KDL (khub Daami Lok = VIP) ontorbaas ke ei bhabe chardin por por porto, kintu seta hoito syasther pokkhe ektu hanikar.

Bhola da markin deshe achhen onekdin holo, onar stree e-deshi, tai sohoj e 'sabuj patra' o peye gechhen. Ei bhola da kintu ekhaneo ghore lungi pore thakte bhalobasen. Ek bar bhola dar ek shwetango protibeshi oke jigges korehhilen, ei bastu ta ki? Tar uttore bhola da lungir upojogita, ebong muktijog niye emon boktrita diyechhilo je sei protibeshi bhodrolok Bhola dake totkhonat 4 khana lungir order diyechhilen. Porer bar desh e fire Bholada dor daam kore 800 takai 5 jora lungi kinechhilo. Tarpor ekhan fire oi protibashi bhodrolok ke $20 e 4 ti beche baki gulo nijer jonyo rekhe diyechhilo. Ekhon na ki bhola da aar tar bandhu ke sondhyabelai barandai lungi pore bose coffee khete dekha jai. Bhola da oboshyo mohapurush, sobar jodi erokom byabsayik buddhi thakto, tahole Bangali manush hoye jeto!

Lungi'r upokarita niye onek kothai bollam, kintu lungi porar kichhu osubidha o achhe. Pothe ghate lungi'r prodhan shatru holo be-parHar nerHi kukur. Lungi pora lok dekhlei janina keno oder dNaat kirHmirH kore othe! Hoito ora du-thNege manush dekhe obhyosto, tai erokom stombher moto ek thNege poshak dekhe stombhito hoye jaai. ShNarH jemon laal rong dekhle khepe jai, kukur ra temni lungi dekhle. Joto beshi molin rong, toto beshi gheu gheu. Kali pujor bajare o lungi'r khub karun obostha hoto. Rocket, ba hawaii baaji nischoi dekhechen, botol er modhye rekhe charle ek i dike shNo kore chhute jai. Eirokom i arekta baaji sohojei banano jai, chNucho baji. ChNucho baji'r maal-mashla rocket er i moto, kintu sudhu dik nirdharoner jonyo kono kathi thake na. Lungi'r prodhan osubidha holo je, tar 'dokhino duaar' soroboda 'khola'. Emotabosthai, chNucho baji je koyekbar digbaji kheye khola doroja diye dhuke porbe se ar aschorjo ki?

Kintu je bangali ekdin helai lonka joi korehhilo (Sourav Ganguly'r kotha bolchhi na, eti Bijoy Singha), sei bangali ki samanyo neri kukur ar chNucho bajir bhoye lungi pora chhere debe? Noibo noibo cho:!
Tai,

Eso mora sobe mili
kori aaj kolakuli
pore lungi porone te
mohanonde uthi mete.

16 comments:

Dipanjan Das said...

bongodesher sangaskritir anek chhoto chhoto jinish lupto hote cholechhe nana karone. lungi tader modhye onnyotomo. pray bhulei gechhilam ei poshaker kothata. chhotobelay dekhtam kaku-jethura porten lungi. aajkaal nana poribortoner karone tanrao pray chhe.dei diyechhen. bholadake amar sadhubaad. amader desher hostoshilpo ekhane ebhbabe jonopriyo korbar jonyo. ei bishoye eto shundor probondho lekhar jonyo onek dhonyobaad. tobe apni hoyto janben je lungi niye ei chho.dati nobboier doshoker shurur dike khub bikhyato hoyechhilo:

dhormotolay dhuryodhon
lungi pore shirshashon


ei chho.datir bikhyato howata bodh hoy lungir jonopriyota haranor prathomik na holeo ekti karon.

erokom probondhor jonyo opeksha korbo.

expiring_frog said...

Panchuda, protyekbarer moto ebaro apnar godyorochonashokti onobodyo. Amar shudhu ekti chhotto shongshoy: ei shuddho bongochchhash-er modhye ki "air condition" shobdo duti na anlei hoto na? Kemon jeno prane badhchhe. Dohai Panchuda, etake bayutapniyontron ba erokom kichhu ekta kore den -- shotyi, apnar lekha pore jeno bangla bhashar shonge amar romanchokor punormilon ghotechhe.

Apnar tin-ti mohaprobondher bishoy ekotro kore ami ei khudro chhodati rochona korechhi, asha kori apnar pochhondo hobe:

Bijoyar bhoje beshi kheye phele
Korta gelen pukure
Lungi tuliya bosha matro-i
Pnod kheye gelo kukure

Ei odhom-ke apnar payer dhulo diye dhonyo korun.

Kele Panchu said...

DD ami ei doha tar kotha bhebeo likhte bhhule giehhilam, dekhlam tumi sei bhhul sudhre diyecho. Ei chhorHati ami oboshyo Mohayan theke shunechilam:

Kurukhetro juddho sheshe kruddho duryodhon|
Lungi pore Howrah bridge e korern Sheersashon||

Ei ek khana kaj korei, Duryodhon lungi porihitoder mukhe kali lepe diyecchhilo, jeta aaj o muchee jai ni.

Duryodhon er ukti ke ektu ulte palte bol jai

"Ore papistho dhaartorashtra lungi'r mukhe lepili kaali
Joto sukhyati hoyechhilo joma kore dili taar tohobil khali."

Byang bhai, amar bhhul dhoriye debr jonyo osonkhyo dhonyobaad. Ami ekhon i oi mleccho shobdo poriborton kore dichhi.

Tomar choRha ti jotharto hoyechhe. Tunti rochonar i bhab tumi khub sundor kore sonkhiptakar e lipiboddho korechho. Ekhon muskil holo amar bangla bhashar bhandar aaste aaste kome jachhe. Porer bar desh e firle ekta Cholontika aar Kashidasi Mohabharat kine aanbo.

Tomra jodi Mahabharat porte bhalobaso ebong beshi dharmik na hao tahole ei MakorH-jaal-lipi (blog?) ti porte paaro. Ami ei lekhar bhokto hoye gecchhi.

http://aashraya.blogspot.com/

Bonatellis said...

oshadharon!!

Dipanjan Das said...

panchuda amar blog ta ekbar poriben

Bonatellis said...

eki panchu-bhai, thaamle keno ... chaaliye jao ...

Kele Panchu said...

Cringe tomar lungi ke sorbodhormo somonnoi er kaje lagano'r prochestar jonyo onek sadhubaad janai.

Bonatellis, amar ektu buddhi kom, tai roj roj likhte parina, kichhu mone ele abar likhbo. Ekhon chhutir somoi sudhu bhalo bhalo khachhi aar totodhik bhalo.... nah thak! Pore ki khelam sesob sochitro bibiron debo.

DD tomar 'orkut' abishkar dekhe jarpornai preeto hoilam.

Amar 'Bijoya Sommiloni' lekhar uttore 'Chitrak' ekti osadharon lekha likhechhe smriti'r monikotha theke. Somoi pele poro.

Dipanjan Das said...

porlam. oshadharon. ki hochhe eshob? activation energy din blog e aro post korar jonyo.

Ron said...

Lungi niye eto khani gobeshona kora jete paare aami kono din bhaabi ni!! Oshadharon!

Tobe kina..aami thaaki dokhkhin bharote, aar ekhankar lokjonder lungir shonge associated ekta bichchiri boddobhesh aachey.

Hothat raastay cholte cholte dum kore lungi ta tule mini skirt length kore fele...tarpor oi kalo nongra(dekhe nongra mone hoye) lomosh pa er exhibition!!!! oshojjo!!

Dokhkhin bharoter je kono biye barite ei rokom mini skirt style e lungi pore lokera khabar serve koren...oi lomba biye bari table boshle onader lomosh kalo nongra pa na dekhe upay thaake na. Jaar fole khaowa jai na aar na kheye bari firte hoye :(

Kele Panchu said...

DD: Chitrak khub lajuk manush, tai ektu beshi activation energy lagbe, kintu ek baar shuru koriye dite parle puro exothermic reaction shuru hoye jabe!

Ron, dokkhine lungi'r erokom opobyabohar er kotha shune ami mormahoto holam. Tobe dokkhini biyer barite na kheye tumi ki nijeke khub bonchito mone korehho? Emni teo to bari fire abar khetei hoto. Beshi tok khele ambol hobe je!

HutumpaNcha said...

ko din aage dilli airport'r konkone thandai boshe boshe jokhon kapchi, tokhon dekhi ekjon beedeshi purush manoosh neel chock kata lungi o bata'r neel choppol poore (style statement create kore) dibbi paaye hawa lageye ghure badachen.

bola bahullo bhartiora taake dekhe miti miti hashchilo.

tokhon aapnar lekha eei ooshadharon probondhor kotha ta mone pore gelo.

Tai phere eshe likhtai hocche, deeshe oobulopti'r pothe holeo, beedeshai lungi'r chool deekhe prran ta tripti peelo.

Aapnar lekha probondhota pore jodi eei luupto prai pooshaktir jonopriota bade, aagami prrojonmer puurush eebong mohila uubhoye aapnar kaache chiiro hreeni thakbe


jehetu aapni beshkodin dhore kichu likchen na tai eekta oonurodh ache, jodi somoi paan nooshi, roakbaji, eetadi'r oopore kichu joodi lekhen, aanondo paabo

aagrim dhhonnobad roilo.

Kele Panchu said...

Hutumpacha,

Lungi'r jonopriyotar erokom haate naate proman amader samne tule dhorar jonyo onek dhonyobaad. Ke jaane ei bideshi bhodrolok Bhola da'r protibeshi'r kono porichito kina!

Nosyo, ebong Roakbaaji duto bishoi i khub bhalo. Somoi pele oboshyoi likhbo. Roakbaji chhotobelai korleo nosyo ami kokhono nei ni. Ektu haate naate (naake) porikkha korle likhte subidha hoto!

Anonymous said...

Ekdin amra abiskar korlam je amader ek bondhur baba - garamkale deoler pashe table fan rekhe deoaler opor pa tule suten.....(kono jal nei...ekdom sotti)

Kele Panchu said...

Ritwik,
Khub 'iye' byapar! Bhagyis deyoaler sudhu 'kaan achhe'!

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