Bhoj bollei prothome mathai ase biyebaRhir kotha. Bibaha tokhoni Shubha hoi jokhon amontrito ra mon ebong pet bhhore khete paren. Chhotobelai paRhai biye kheye firle maa jiggyes korto 'kire, bou kemon dekhte hoyechhe?'. Satyi kotha bolte ki, ami aaj porjonto khhub kom baar i Bor ebong Bodhu dujon kei ek i biye baRhite ek songe dekhechhi. TaRhahuRho kore preetiupahaar ta karor haate gochhiye diyei ami amaar suteebro 'olfactory lobe' er sahajye pNouche jetam khabar jaigai. Kintu maa'r mon rakhar jonyo boltam, 'bhaloi to sundar dekhte'. Meyera du dhoroner hoi Sundari aar khuuub Sundari. Aaar biyer kone sob somoY-i khhub sundari hobe se aar aschorjyo ki? Amaar nijer biyer koyekdin agei ekta biye khete giyechhilam, ek poricheeto dada'r. Sei dada o amaar bishwabidyalaY ei gobeshona korto. Amaar biyer por pNachuginni jiggyes korlo, 'Omuk daar bou ke kemon dekhle?' (Janina onyer bou kemon dekhte e niye mohilader eto koutuhol kiser! Kintu aapni jodi onyer bou ke khNutiye dekhte chaan, taholei gondogol!). Sei biyete jaan-jot e beshi lokjon na asai ami bor bou dujonkei onekkhon dhore poryobekkhon korechhilam, tai ja dekhechhi tai bollam. 'Besh bhaloi..khhub forsa, sundari-i to laagchhilo'. Biyer koyekdin por amrao firlam, dada o firlo. Dadar bou elo aaro koyek maas por. Sei dada taar baRhite shohorer bongosomaaj ke nimantran janaalo, amio sostreek upasthit holaam. Onek khunje o lok er bhiRh e boudi ke khunje pelam na. Tarpor dekhlam ekjon bhodromohila amar dike egiye ese bollen 'chinte paarchho? biye te dekha hoyechhilo?' BaaRhi ferar por Panchuginni bollo 'tobe je bolle, dada'r bou khhub forsa?' Ami bollam 'Eto dur e maa baba ke chheRhe esechhe, tar opor 'Midwest' er ei kaaThfatano gorom...taai moner du:khe ar rod er taap e ektu kaalo hoye gyachhe." Anjan daa onekdin age ekta khNaati kotha bolehhilen 'Bangalii'r ijjat rakhte hole, bou hote hobe forsa.' Ki anachaar! Bor der o jodi eibhabe rong makhano hoto, tahole amaar opor 'Asian Paints' er kotogulo 'can' je dhalte hoto taar hiseb nei!
Bhoj er kotha bolte giye onek gonjamil diye fellam, ebar abaar khabaar e fire aasi. Agekaar dine jokhon 'catering system' chaalu hoini, paRhar chhele raai dol bNedhe poribeshon korto. Onek mama, kaka, dada'r biyete amio poribeshon korar cheshta korechhi. Kintu amaar 'Pyalaram' er moto lyakpyake chehara dekhe, boRho ra amaar haate bishesh kichhu dite sahos peto na. Amaar bhagye juTto noon, lebu, aar jol. Jol deyoa apatodrishti te soja mone holeo, asole kintu besh shokto kaaj. Prothom prothom loke jol khai i na bolle hoi, tokhon barbar 'jug' niye ghorafera korle borong biroktoi hoi. Tarpor aaste jokhon 'chop' shesh kore mangso aase, tokhon jol er chahida baaRhe. Shesh paate mishti ele tokhon i jol er asol mormo bojha jaY. Tokhon ei adham er daak edik odik theke aaste shuru kore. Aaro beshi kore rosogolla taanaa'r jonyo oneke abaar 'extra' lebu aar noon er abdaar kore!
Ekbaar ek bandhu'r didi'r biyete giye prachur kheyechhilam. Sedin bodh hoY Mamata di ba Jyoti dadu ekta bandh dekechhilen, tai beshir bhaag nimantrita raai aasen ni. Bandhu'r baba khabar noshto jaate na hoY, se jonyo mushtikoyek nimontrito jNara aaste perechhilen tNader akkhorik orthe 'Thuse Thuse' khaiyechhilen. Amake oboshyo beshi bolte hoini, na bolleo ami khetaam. Tobe sebar 40 ta rosogolla khabar por amaar modhyoprodesh bidraha ghoshona korechhilo. Ebong porer din bahukkhon baRhi'r lokjon ke shobdo o gondho diye ebong amaake byatha diye kaabu korechhilo.
Markin desh er biye baRhite kheye thik moja nei. 'Dim light' e bos-e dim seddho khaoa ki aar haat chete biriyani khaoar songe tulona kora jaaY? Tarpor oisob joborjong suit, tie pore khaoa o besh muskil er byapar, sob somoY bhoY hoi, ei bujhi daag lege gyalo! Khabar onek thakleo poribeshon korar keu thakena, sob 'buffet system'. Meye ba chheler baba konodin o uporodh korena bhalo kore khete kimba hNaak o paRhena, "ore edike turkey ta ektu dekhato." Nije nije barbar uthe gandepinde gilte ektu lojja laage boi ki! E to ar 'Chinese buffet' noi, je sobai gograase khacchhe! Khaoa daoar por abar shuru hoY naach. Se naach er abaar kotorokom naam! Prothomei nobodompoti besh 'romantic' gaan er songe naach shuru kore, tarpor bibhinno atmiyo ra nanan 'combination' e eke oporer songe naachen. 'Free dance' shesh hole shuru hoY 'Dollar dance', maane felo koRhi, naachbe pori (baa naach meri bulbul, paisa milega..jeta pochhondo). Dollar dance e purush ra koner songe, ebong mohilara bor er songe naachte paare. Eisob bhodro sodro naach shesh hole, aaste aaste uddamota baaRhte thake, shuru hoY 'murgi naach'. Sekhane chhele, buRho sobai dol bNedehe, shib thakurer dugdugi'r moto nitombo dolate thake. Bhabun to bangali biyete maa (chhele'r maaYer to onek somoY biyete asai baron), baba, shashur, shashuRhi sobai saaRhi ba dhuti pore ardho motto obosthaY nitombo dolachhen! Er pore kono kono jaigaY 'cha cha' shuru hole satyi 'apan praan bNaacha'nor kotha mone hoY. Eisob 'murgi nritya' shesh hole abaar pet er modhye murgi dakte shuru kore, kintu tokhon sob khabardabar haoa!

Shudhu paschatyo deshei noY, bharatborsher onek prodeshei bibaher somoY naach gaan er reeti achhe, seto hindi cinema dekhlei bojha jaaY (Bhansali oboshyo Bangali keo nachiye chhherechhen tNaar chhayachhobi te). Kintu Bangali'r naach er proti aneeha'r karon ektu toliye dekhlei bojha jaabe. Bibahe'r prodhaan uddyeshoi jekhane 'Preetibhoj' sekhane shudhu shudhu naach dekhiye ki laabh achhe? Khaoa dayoar age jodi naach shuru hoto, tahole khabar niyei tanatani pore jeto. Aar biye khabar por naachar ichchhe ki bongodeshe ajporjonto kauke prokaash korte dekhechhen?