Thursday, March 30, 2006

Preetibhoj

Amar ek bandhu bole taar ekti chhele o ekti meye chai. Meye hole naam debe Preeti, aar chhele hole naam debe Bhoj, dui e mile Preetibhoj! Bhoj shobdo tir utpotti 'Bhojon' (bhajan noi!) theke holeo se taar utser gondi theke onektaai ber hoye esechhe. Bhojon holo doinandin khaoa dayoa, jekhane bhoj holo elaahi byapar! (Donto) 'Na' heen hoye se amader aaro Na-dhar korechhe.

Bhoj bollei prothome mathai ase biyebaRhir kotha. Bibaha tokhoni Shubha hoi jokhon amontrito ra mon ebong pet bhhore khete paren. Chhotobelai paRhai biye kheye firle maa jiggyes korto 'kire, bou kemon dekhte hoyechhe?'. Satyi kotha bolte ki, ami aaj porjonto khhub kom baar i Bor ebong Bodhu dujon kei ek i biye baRhite ek songe dekhechhi. TaRhahuRho kore preetiupahaar ta karor haate gochhiye diyei ami amaar suteebro 'olfactory lobe' er sahajye pNouche jetam khabar jaigai. Kintu maa'r mon rakhar jonyo boltam, 'bhaloi to sundar dekhte'. Meyera du dhoroner hoi Sundari aar khuuub Sundari. Aaar biyer kone sob somoY-i khhub sundari hobe se aar aschorjyo ki? Amaar nijer biyer koyekdin agei ekta biye khete giyechhilam, ek poricheeto dada'r. Sei dada o amaar bishwabidyalaY ei gobeshona korto. Amaar biyer por pNachuginni jiggyes korlo, 'Omuk daar bou ke kemon dekhle?' (Janina onyer bou kemon dekhte e niye mohilader eto koutuhol kiser! Kintu aapni jodi onyer bou ke khNutiye dekhte chaan, taholei gondogol!). Sei biyete jaan-jot e beshi lokjon na asai ami bor bou dujonkei onekkhon dhore poryobekkhon korechhilam, tai ja dekhechhi tai bollam. 'Besh bhaloi..khhub forsa, sundari-i to laagchhilo'. Biyer koyekdin por amrao firlam, dada o firlo. Dadar bou elo aaro koyek maas por. Sei dada taar baRhite shohorer bongosomaaj ke nimantran janaalo, amio sostreek upasthit holaam. Onek khunje o lok er bhiRh e boudi ke khunje pelam na. Tarpor dekhlam ekjon bhodromohila amar dike egiye ese bollen 'chinte paarchho? biye te dekha hoyechhilo?' BaaRhi ferar por Panchuginni bollo 'tobe je bolle, dada'r bou khhub forsa?' Ami bollam 'Eto dur e maa baba ke chheRhe esechhe, tar opor 'Midwest' er ei kaaThfatano gorom...taai moner du:khe ar rod er taap e ektu kaalo hoye gyachhe." Anjan daa onekdin age ekta khNaati kotha bolehhilen 'Bangalii'r ijjat rakhte hole, bou hote hobe forsa.' Ki anachaar! Bor der o jodi eibhabe rong makhano hoto, tahole amaar opor 'Asian Paints' er kotogulo 'can' je dhalte hoto taar hiseb nei!

Bhoj er kotha bolte giye onek gonjamil diye fellam, ebar abaar khabaar e fire aasi. Agekaar dine jokhon 'catering system' chaalu hoini, paRhar chhele raai dol bNedhe poribeshon korto. Onek mama, kaka, dada'r biyete amio poribeshon korar cheshta korechhi. Kintu amaar 'Pyalaram' er moto lyakpyake chehara dekhe, boRho ra amaar haate bishesh kichhu dite sahos peto na. Amaar bhagye juTto noon, lebu, aar jol. Jol deyoa apatodrishti te soja mone holeo, asole kintu besh shokto kaaj. Prothom prothom loke jol khai i na bolle hoi, tokhon barbar 'jug' niye ghorafera korle borong biroktoi hoi. Tarpor aaste jokhon 'chop' shesh kore mangso aase, tokhon jol er chahida baaRhe. Shesh paate mishti ele tokhon i jol er asol mormo bojha jaY. Tokhon ei adham er daak edik odik theke aaste shuru kore. Aaro beshi kore rosogolla taanaa'r jonyo oneke abaar 'extra' lebu aar noon er abdaar kore!

Ekbaar ek bandhu'r didi'r biyete giye prachur kheyechhilam. Sedin bodh hoY Mamata di ba Jyoti dadu ekta bandh dekechhilen, tai beshir bhaag nimantrita raai aasen ni. Bandhu'r baba khabar noshto jaate na hoY, se jonyo mushtikoyek nimontrito jNara aaste perechhilen tNader akkhorik orthe 'Thuse Thuse' khaiyechhilen. Amake oboshyo beshi bolte hoini, na bolleo ami khetaam. Tobe sebar 40 ta rosogolla khabar por amaar modhyoprodesh bidraha ghoshona korechhilo. Ebong porer din bahukkhon baRhi'r lokjon ke shobdo o gondho diye ebong amaake byatha diye kaabu korechhilo.

Markin desh er biye baRhite kheye thik moja nei. 'Dim light' e bos-e dim seddho khaoa ki aar haat chete biriyani khaoar songe tulona kora jaaY? Tarpor oisob joborjong suit, tie pore khaoa o besh muskil er byapar, sob somoY bhoY hoi, ei bujhi daag lege gyalo! Khabar onek thakleo poribeshon korar keu thakena, sob 'buffet system'. Meye ba chheler baba konodin o uporodh korena bhalo kore khete kimba hNaak o paRhena, "ore edike turkey ta ektu dekhato." Nije nije barbar uthe gandepinde gilte ektu lojja laage boi ki! E to ar 'Chinese buffet' noi, je sobai gograase khacchhe! Khaoa daoar por abar shuru hoY naach. Se naach er abaar kotorokom naam! Prothomei nobodompoti besh 'romantic' gaan er songe naach shuru kore, tarpor bibhinno atmiyo ra nanan 'combination' e eke oporer songe naachen. 'Free dance' shesh hole shuru hoY 'Dollar dance', maane felo koRhi, naachbe pori (baa naach meri bulbul, paisa milega..jeta pochhondo). Dollar dance e purush ra koner songe, ebong mohilara bor er songe naachte paare. Eisob bhodro sodro naach shesh hole, aaste aaste uddamota baaRhte thake, shuru hoY 'murgi naach'. Sekhane chhele, buRho sobai dol bNedehe, shib thakurer dugdugi'r moto nitombo dolate thake. Bhabun to bangali biyete maa (chhele'r maaYer to onek somoY biyete asai baron), baba, shashur, shashuRhi sobai saaRhi ba dhuti pore ardho motto obosthaY nitombo dolachhen! Er pore kono kono jaigaY 'cha cha' shuru hole satyi 'apan praan bNaacha'nor kotha mone hoY. Eisob 'murgi nritya' shesh hole abaar pet er modhye murgi dakte shuru kore, kintu tokhon sob khabardabar haoa!



Shudhu paschatyo deshei noY, bharatborsher onek prodeshei bibaher somoY naach gaan er reeti achhe, seto hindi cinema dekhlei bojha jaaY (Bhansali oboshyo Bangali keo nachiye chhherechhen tNaar chhayachhobi te). Kintu Bangali'r naach er proti aneeha'r karon ektu toliye dekhlei bojha jaabe. Bibahe'r prodhaan uddyeshoi jekhane 'Preetibhoj' sekhane shudhu shudhu naach dekhiye ki laabh achhe? Khaoa dayoar age jodi naach shuru hoto, tahole khabar niyei tanatani pore jeto. Aar biye khabar por naachar ichchhe ki bongodeshe ajporjonto kauke prokaash korte dekhechhen?

18 comments:

HutumpaNcha said...

ku:rre hoyar phole kina jani na banagalira nacher proti chirokal uudashin. shhe baul nach hok ki:ba rodindrinritto hok, dutoi besh shaonto, laadh-khaoa prokitir.
for example, amar pasher rajjo kerala - kothakoli naache besh romhorshhok, digbaji khaoa, bhuru kompon,ettadi miliye misheye besh exciting byapar.

tomar rochona ta pora'r por thik kore phelechi, amar biyete bhuddi bojoner aage ekta nritto'r aayojon korbo:robinro-kothakoli nritto. je jottokhon naachbe, se toto biriyani pabe. eei rokom incentive na dile, lok-ke nachano ooshombhob hoye jabe sheta bolai bahullo.

ekta riti poriborton-cross cultural milieu hoyar goondho paachi. eei shamajik poriborton ta ghotabar jonno porrer projnnmo rammohon kaku'r pode panchu'dar naam nabe. ebong preetiboj will become panchu-preeti-nritoo-bhoj!!

Dipanjan Das said...

'Na' heen hoye se amader aaro Na-dhar korechhe.

keyabaat! erokom pun ki naturally ashe?

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Bhoj aar naach, ei duti ke naa meshalei paarten saar.

Tobey naach-er proshongo jokhon uthlo, amaar blog-e Arnab-er batlano ekta link aaj-i laagiyechhi, bnerhe jinish. Dekhben ek baar.

Er porey aaro Ramayan paabo toh?

J.A.P.

Apocalyptus said...

Preeti-bhoj-er porey naach - byapar ta khub ekta bhalo noy. Bhoj er porey sobsomoy ektu 'reshhtt' dorkar. Bangali to dada chirokaal-i bhojonbilaashi kina....tai oishob nachnachi'r bawal-er modhye na giye chup chap gande pinde gile lyad khawa ta-i amader kachhe onek beshi akorshoniyo.
Khub bhalo likhechho dada....jaani e'katha amar bolar opekkha rakhe na kintu tobu'o bollam.....

Anonymous said...

photo ta ki sotti markin bier?

Kele Panchu said...

Hutum,
Biyete naach er bondobosto korle biriyani'r porimaan taao ektu baRhiye rekho, nahole shesh e lokjon tandob nritya shuru korbe! Panchu-preeti-nritya-bhoj 'idea' ta kharap noi, itihaas er patai Muhammad bin Tughluq er porei amaar naam thakbe.

dd,
nah erokom 'pun' ektu paan korle tobei aase.

JAP babu,
thik i dhorechhen. Eta ektu kNacha lekha hoyechhe, maane beshi gobeshona kora hoini, eta leekhar age. Taai ja mone esechhe, tai diye ekta khichuRhi hoyechhe.
Apnaar video ta satyi-i romanchokor. :)..ektu iye.. jodio.

Debolin,
Dhonyobaad. Nachanachi shudhu sidddhi khabar por i jome bhalo, bisarjan er age.

HostiShabok,
Thik i dhorechhho. Ota ami-i tulehhilam, ektu sepia tepiya korar por erokom poRh khaoa laagchhe.

thalassa_mikra said...

Bangali biyete Preetibhoj-tai je shobcheye beshi guruttopurno, sheta aami khub chhotobelatei bujhte perechhilaam ek pishir biyete.

Borjaatri-ra jokhon aashte aashte raat 11-ta bajiye dilo, tokhon aamaar dadu taader bollen - "Lokjon khidete morey jaachhey, o shob ghota aar onushthan-er dorkar nei".

Taai pishi aar pishemoshai ke shudhu maalabodol kore 2 minute-ey biye sharte holo. Taarpor jomiye bhuddibhoj!

Kintu Panchuda, kono-din gramer biyete bhoj kheyechhen? Biryani-r balai nei, shudhu nana maachher pod, ektu pathar mangsho aar oboshshoi labda.

dwaipayan said...

kolkatar bangali biye te naach na holeo silchar er bangali biyete naki dhaamaal name ek naach otyonto aboshyik...ami sunechi okhane amar kakima amar cousin er biyete heavy nechechilo...aar tar didima o nechechilo...in fact amar kakimar okane oi naach er jonyo khub demand

Raps said...

bengali biyete onno prodesh-er moto borer garir (amader to aar ghori hoye na)shamne naach ta hoyeto nei tobe bashor ghore thakumaa didimi gaaner (popular bollywood-e dhoroner noye) shonge komor dolaten... ekhon shei shob shonali din bodhoye aar nei... bashor ghar byaparta ekebaar-e mayRmaRe hoye gechhe.

Pachuda, purono kotha mone poriye deyate dhonyobaad. aamar blog-e pododhuli deyateo ami obhibhuto. Majhe modhye shomoye kore aashben kintu.

Anonymous said...

kele tomar bie teo dhamail hoechilo kinu tumi dekhte pao ni. tomar didi sasuri , sasuri tara neche chilo . kintu seta meyeder barite. tomar asha not allowed chilo:)

Bishu said...

Panchu-da,Bangali-r naach mane "Hey maaro..maaro taan" bole ghurir suto tana,noyto sei Anondoshankar-r antel
choreography ja bujhte sub-title laage.Dukher bishoy Mithun-da dekheo Bangalider modhye ekta revolutionary naach-r dhara jonmalo na :-(
ps: Dhunuchi naach-r kotha bhulei giyechilam...Vidhu Vinod-r nekha Porineeta dekhte dekhte buzlaam oi jinish Mumbai-r makhon hero-r kommo noye.

Kele Panchu said...

T_M
Tomaar dadu nomosyo byakti, yugsanaskarak bolleo bhhul hobe na. Ajkaalkar dine erokom lok er khhub proyojon.
Graam er biye oboshyoi kheyechhi. Jiboner ardhek er beshi somoY i gram e chhilam. Markin desheo kichhudin age porjonto ekta chhotto grami thaktam. Tobe biye'r khabar menu ta gram, shohor sob jaigatei aaste aaste bodle jachhe. Chhotobelai kono ekta biyete ice cream kheye khhub anondo peyecchhilam, ekhon to ota bandha dhhora! Aar biriyani taao mone besh kichhu bochhor age eto ranna hoto naa. Aage maach aar pNathar mangsoi chhilo.

Hutum,
Kaldias er oi sholok ta poRhechilam bodh hoY, kichhhutei mone aaschhhe na..
Koli yuge o to Hussein babu fida hoye 'gajagamini' baniyechhhen!

dwaipayan,
Dhamail amaar bou er biyete, maane amaar biyete o hoyehhilo. Sylheti biyete hoY shunechhi erokom. kintu seto ek prokaar 'streee achaar' jonosomokkhe hoY na. Dorojaar baire 'Purush er probesh nishedh' tangano thaake.

Raps,
Ager uttorei bolechhi. Shudhu dida raa komor dolalei hobe na, dadu der o dolate hobe. Bangali'r biplabi satwa, aaste aaste nistej hoye jachchhe!

hatir chhana,
eto hNaRhir khobor ke dilo? Tumi o ki Alipore theke naachte esecchhile amaar didi shashuRhi'r songe? :)

Bishu,
Amaar biyete Mithun daa ke dekechhilam choreography'r direction er jonye, kintu uni tokhon 'classic dance of love' er Meghna Naidu ke 'tips' dite byasto chhilen! Sob i bhobitobyo!

Ron said...

Aamar biye te naachte hote paare shune aamar pishi maashi dida dadu ittyadi ra khub chintito hoye porechen. Aamar Baba o du ekbaar jigesh koreche "Aacha ora Punjabi ta ora naachbe kintu aamadero naachte hobe emon kono kotha aachey?" Aamar mone hoye aami firmly bolbo "aamra Bangali aamra naachi na"..ma pishi ra komor duliye duliye Kajra Re'r shonge nachche eta bodhhoy boddo traumatic drissho hoye daarabe.

Kele Panchu said...

Ron,
Amaar ek shali'r biyete o ei kando hoyechhlo. Barati a taaka ghuriye ghuriye naachchhilo, aar meyer baRhi'r sobai hNaa kore dekhchhilo (kochi kancha ra baade). Du:kher bishaY ami sei biye te chhilam na, thakle oboshyoi naachtam. Tomar biyer du mas age theke baRhi'r boRhoder naach shekhao. Kichhutei kichhu na hole Jamalaye Jibonto manussh e Bhanu jemon komore haat thekiye, shudhu haat taakei naaRhte shikhiyechhilo, serokom shikhiye diyo. Sobaike janiye deyoa dorkar, Bangali o naachte paare!

Anonymous said...

panchu da, bhaste bhaste hotat apnar lekhata thitu hoye pore fellam. aaj kaal amader edikeo ektu nimno- ba madhyo- borger biyete besh nachanachi hocche. bishesh kore barer agamaner shomoye. lal joler useage joto briddhi pachchey nachanachi tao barche. bhuribhojer agey khuda barabar strategy hisabe kharp noye.

HutumpaNcha said...

panchuda: shei kobe theke bhoj khaochho, ebar kichu lekho

Kele Panchu said...

hutum,
mohomudgar ta besh jompesh shobdo!

damal,
apnaar bhasamaan kolebar amaar lipi te nongor felate ami dhonyo. laal jol er mahima ki ta je kheyechhe se E bujhechhe.

hutum,
ektu byasto achhi, onek rokom tension, bhabchhi porer lekhata sei niyeei likhbo.

PP,
Onek dhonyobaad.

Anonymous said...

Preetibhoj pore besh nostalgic hoye porchhi. satti ajkal ctering er juge amra boddo besi formal hoye gechhi. Sei parar dadader poribesan korar samaye jhari mama ekta alada bepar chilo. Oi gamchha poroneo taderke Amir Khan lagto.
Tobe amra meyera bouder saaj ta ektu khutiei dekhi, saajgojer bepare amra chirokali ektu besi utsuk.
arekta bepare dukkhu hoi...sei sukto, macher kalia ba sesh patey doi o aj nei....tar bodole, fish tandoori , icecream!!!
Tobe baba ra, gandepinde gile netyo korte jeona, sab baman hoye jabe je!!!