Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Chitta jetha bhoy shunya, Uchcha jetha shir

Chhotobelay baRhir upor diye uRhojahaj gele chhute dekhte jetam baranday. Maajhe maajhe mone hoto jodi ota amader chaat e naame tahole besh bhaalo hoy! Apu-Durga'r kacchhe jemon railgaRhi dekha, amaader kachhe temni uRhojahaj dekha chhilo. Khhub chhotobelay school theke ekbaar domdom Airport o niye giyechhilo mone achhe, dur theke (observation tower?) dekhehhilam kotokgulo maalbaahi uRhojahaj. Kintu er cheye beshi kachhakachhi jabar soubhagyo hoy ni onekdin porjonto. Gorjon kora jahaj chhaRhao arekrokom bidghhute jinis dekha jeto akashe, awaj er bodole shudhui dhNoya chharto jegulo. Arektu boRho hole jaante parlaam ogulo naaki jet plane. Jet plane manei onek dur er poth, seta John Denver besh bhhalo kore bujhiye diyechhen. Bhodrolok jokhon biman-durghatonay mara gelen tokhon kana ghusho shona gyalo uni naki oi gaan ta gaite gaitei mara giyechhen! Tokhon (1997) to eto ontorjaal ba google debotaar romroma chhilona, tai keu keu prochondo apotti janalo, abar keu keu bishwas o korlo.

Se jaihok amaar jiboner prothom uRhojahaj e choRha shurui holo jet plane e. Jet plane manei prachur khabar dabar, sundari biman-sebika. Khabar dabar er ayojon bhhalo thakleo, onyo dikta thik jomlo naa. Air India'r je uRhojahaj e giyehhilam, setate amaar kopale jutechhilo ek DaaRhiola Sardarji. Ami ektu ghhum er osudh chaoate tini amaar dike kotmot kore takalen, chokh er drishti tei bujhiye dilen 'eisob ghhumer osudh shudhu bideshi der jonyo, tumi bhodo bharatiya santaan hoye eisob khaabe? Chhi chhi!' Er por er ki aar ghum er osudh er sei swad thake? Jaihok swad na mitleo, bhablaam ekbaar markin deshee paa dei, tarpor por er flight e chokh ebong jibh duyer saadh i mitiye nebo! Chicago biman bondor e neme dekhi, porer flight 3 ghhonta late! Tahole aar amader Bombay mail er songe tofaat ki roilo? Tarpor bimaan e othaar por aaro bismito hobaar paala! Eta ki uRhojahaj naa garur gaRhi? Sorbo sakulye 15 ta seat. Erpor jaa dekhlaam, tate amaar mon aaro kharap hoye gyalo. Biman sebikar beshe ek didimar boyesi mohila elen. "Amaar saadh na mitilo, asha na purilo.." Biman oRhar kichukkhon por i emon duluni shuru holo, mone holo biman noy Laalmohan babu'r moto ut er piThe chorechhi. Jaihok se jatrai bhaloy bhaloy pouchhechhi, ta to bujhtei paarchhen.

Er por er koyek bochhor khhub beshi akash bhromon kora hoini, jetuku hoyechhilo tate beshi asha chhilo na tai hotaash hobaar kotha o chhilona. Idaning akash poth e cholachol beRhechhe, songe dhoirjyer bohor o. Ekhon soshtar ticket kete 'age asile, age bosibe' airlines (southwest) choRhar o obhigyota hoyechhe. Seta onekta agekar dine train er tatkal ticket er line er i moto. iNt patar bondobosto achhe, ichhe ba sujog hole chador bichhiye taas o khelte paren. Line e be-line ghNis maarte o dekhechhi, sudhu 'dada ki hochchhe' bole hatahati ta haoyai baaki achhe. Aro koyek bochhor pore asha korchhi, setao dekha jaabe. Bharatborshe o shunechhi, Spice Jet, ba Deccan Airlines e ei dhoroner niyom chalu hoyechhe. Ichhe achhe August maas e seta porokh kore dekhar.

Biman e choRhar jonyo line dite amaar kono apotti nei. Diet coke chaile, ek cup bhorti borof diye taar fNaake fNaake jotota torol dhala jaay totota dileo ami khushi (kono baar jodi puro can tai diye dey, tahole seta ami ontoto 5 jon lok ke shonai!). Biman bondor e karon okarone 3-4 ghonta bilombo to hotei pare. Ontotopokkhe seta 'Tinsukiyai tindin' er cheye to bhhalo! Kintu aajke jokhon porlam Airbus dNariye dNariye biman bhromon er pontha ber korechhe, tokhon aar nijeke samle raakhte paarlaam na! Ek ei du-tin ghontar beshi uRhte hole amaar paa jhon jhon, matha kon kon shuru hoye jaye, er pore jodi dNariye dNariye jete hoy tahole to aar kothai nei! Apatoto ei Jet biman guli shudhu Japan e oRhanor kotha barta cholchhe, kintu koyekdin pore sob jagate o cholte paare. E jeno onekta train e RAC'r moto. Kichhudin pore hoito dekhbo dui saari seat er maajhe o kolkatar public bus er moto rod jhuliye diyechhe, aar taar theke haat koRhi neme esecchhe. Saari saari lok 'gourango pose' e dNariye porar por tader haat e koRhi aar paaye beRhi poriye deyoa hobe, 'safety belt' er bikalpa hisabe!


33 comments:

Bishu said...

Panchu amar dhriroh biswas ei ideata poorotai Bonga local theke toka.Iss aage janle ami-i eita patent kore nitam re.Eibaar bhabchi chal-wuli mashider kaach theke bosta management-ta tuke nebo.Tahole na thakbe luggage checkin-r jhamela na hobey Lost Baggage-r khit-mit.
Punscho:Gorib-r blog-e pododhuli dewar jonyi thanku.

Dipanjan Das said...

amar prothom udojahaj chodar obhigyotao onektai apnar moton panchuda. prothom flight i jet plane. kolkata theke new york air india. bhishon kharap. budi budi air hostess, extra maal chaile dey na tar upor.

tar por recently pittsburgh jabar shomoy 15 seater deltar flight dekhe ami to obak. ami chhada bodh hoy 3 jon chhilo okhane. chhoto chhot glass e ekjon transvestite air host(ess) ek gada borof dhele tar modhye diet coke dhele dilo.

notun technology ta besh interesting. dekha jaak ki hoy.

Apoplexy said...

dd na bole parlam na...tomaye quote korchee " amar prothom udojahaj chodar obhigyotao onektai apnar moton panchuda"
bole d ta toe raw noy...r ee bolona...phonetic ee choluuk aar banan theek kortte giye unakankhito kelo keno?
panchu da coming to india that is bharat in august..kolkatay? parle dekha koroe

Persona non gratis said...

We lived very close to the air port, and the planes would fly right over our terrace. You just had to reach out a bit more and you could almost touch them or so one would think. And air hostess ke shundori aar juboti hote hobe emon kono kotha aache naaki? Koi, air host kimba steward Jude Law er moton na holeo mei-ra to complain kore na.

Kele Panchu said...

Bishu,
Airbus company'r naam er modhyei to 'bus' royechhe, taai bus, train er baire ora beshi bhabte paare na.

dd,
Hain eirokom tin jon er flight a bosar obhigyota amaar o hoyechhe. Plane e othar por balance thik korar jonyo air hostess amader 'strategically right place' e bosiyechhilo!

apo,
ee bolle kemon 'deergho e' shonay. 'd' aar 'Rh' dutoi hoito thik. DD abar esob bishoye gobesshona korechhe, taai o E bhalo bolte paarbe.
Bharat jachchhi July er shesh e, tarpor visa appo, bon er biye katiye somoy pele oboshyoi dekha korbo.

Sreeemoyee,
Ami ekhon ekta rail line er kachhakachhi thaaki, ratire maal gadi gele ghhum bhenge jay, airport er pashe thaka nischoi aaro koshtodayok! Air hostess, kothata bodh hoy e deshe ochol, ba politically incorrect sobai steward ba stewardess, ba ubhay lingo flight attendant. Tader je sobai ke juboti hote hobe ke bolechhe? Amaar to Sharone Stone, Madona baa Michelle Pfeifer er moto holei cholbe (tin jonei 50 er dor goRhay). Kintu ghotona hochhe beshir bhag i purono bangla cinema'r Molina Devi'r moto! Aar steward jodi Jude Law hoy, tahole mohila mohole lawlessness dekha jete paare.

dwaipayan said...

darun!!!ool likecho.....

Persona non gratis said...

Paanchu da, Madonna moton air hostess pabaar shaad puron hobar por hoyto dekhbe je emergency landing er shomoy, emergency door tai bondho kore diye maddona gaiche "I am a material girl" , poisha dao , nahole no landing. Aar Sharon Stone as air hostess.. aar ki bolbo.. tooth pick theke beche thakbe.

Kousik said...

ki je bolen Panchu-da -- 3/4-sho takae jodi Bangalore theke kono airline bari niye jay to ami daNrieo jete raji. Even khaoa daoa khub ekta problem na; bhebe dekhlam standing passenger der egg-chicken roll dile kono problem hobe na

Kele Panchu said...

dwaipayan,
dhonyobaad

Hutum,
S'pore air e ekbaar jabar soubhagyo hoyechhilo, satyi i osadharon..sob kichhui

shreemoyee,
hehe...asha korbar somoy negative points gulo bhable chole na

kousik,
3/4 sho takay plane oRhate hole, ekhon thekei flat er niche maati khNurte thaako, bola jaay na, petrol peleo pete paaro. Tokhon tumi Sheikh Kousik :)

Kousik said...

ami to existing fare er upor 100/- discount chailam. Deccan air seriously 500/- taka-e Bangalore-Kolkata niye jachche. Tobe 1 bachor age ticket kat-te hoy. Ebong boste paoa jay.

Ami oi 1 bachor lead time ta komiye, standing lagiye, 100/- taka discount chai ... Arab Shiekh hober dorkar nei ...

Bonatellis said...

bere hoyechhe, i must say ;-)

Anonymous said...

panchuda,
deshe dotala train cholbe se khobor rakhen? Laloochandra montrir notun buddhi..plane-e danrhiye jaoata amar to besh bhaloi laglo shune...ek-der ghantar flight-e dibyi fight mere chole jabo...

Kele Panchu said...

Kousik,
Satyi obaak holaam, 500 takar ticket! Tobe shunechhi Deccan e hordom flight cancel hoy, aar porer flight e o jaiga paoa jaai na.

Bona,
thank u.:)

Dipasoke,
Dotola train ekhane dekhehhi, tobe choRha hoini. Idea ta kharap na. Tobe ageo lalu'r rajyer kichhu lok bina tickit e jeto, ekhon taar double lok choRhbe ..ei aar ki?

Anonymous said...

Panchubabu, apnar lekhar koik din porei hotat Delhi, Dumdum etc, bimanbondore, Indian kortrepokhkho doctor ebong ojon jontro sahokare bimanbalikader surprise ojon check koreche. Overweight bimanbalikader ground kore diyeche. Ei niye besh khanikta hoi choi hocche. Ebar deshe ferar somoy sabdhane firben,'kaktaliyotar daye' apnar namey Rushdie type fatwa thakte pare :). Sey Jak,Ontoto ekta poribortoner chesta cholche etai ashar. Near futurey amrao hoito bimane chippchippe mashima-der sebika roope dekhbo. Dnariye biman sofor jodi bastab hoye, tahole khuub shubidhai hobe. Shalpo khoroche alpo somoye, jemon weekends e, Tajmahal ba Khajuraho dekhe firre eshey abar chakrir jatakoley pora jabe.

M (tread softly upon) said...

aamar naamer poriborton gulo note na kore parlam na :)))

Unknown said...

o dada, ei uRojahaj prosongo Ta dekhe kemon obak holum. mane kodin holo deshe firechhi oi jinis Ti te chepei kina. ar se jatra je khub sukhokor hoyeche tao noy. markin kormodokkhotar doulote emon obostha hoyechhilo je bina visa-y amar london baas keu Thekate pare na. karon ki na london to kolkata flight, jar ticket purodostur amar hate, tate naki amar naam nei. bojho! erpor uRojahajer naam shune jodi chomke chaw na hoi ta'le manush hoye ar ki korlem!!!

Anonymous said...

Panchuda
(dada diyei shuru korlam)
blogspot er ghurtey ghurtey hothath tomar blog ta spot korlam!!
ekebaare goldmine!
oshadharon laglo lekhata pore... ekhon onno gulo o porchhi aar khub hashchhi!! chhotobelar pujo shonkha porar kotha mone porchhe...
chaliye jao boss!!

Kele Panchu said...

damal,
Ojon kore sebika grohon ta ektu baRhabaRhi. Markin desh hole ei niye adalot e loRhai shuru hoye jeto. Bhagyis ami banglai likhi, tai beshi lok jaante paarbe na! Soptahante khajuraho bhromon er chinta ta kinu darun.

M,
Ekhon ki ota paalte 'M-graduated' kore deyoa uchit? :)

SS,
Tumi desh-e thekeo blog porchho dekhe bhalo laaglo. London somporke amaar o ekta bheti achhe. Oneker i shuni okhan diye beriye jete osubidha hoy. Kintu shesh porjonto beriye jaye. Eta ki bimankortipokkher dosh, na tomar travel-agent o kichuta joRhito? Ji hok bhaloy bhaloy fire eso.

keka,
Dhonyobaad. Bhalo kore khunjle dekhbe, sona noy, khaad i beshi. :)

M (tread softly upon) said...

oboshoyi na :)

Ron said...

Ekbaar Nepal jabar shomoy, plastic er joler cuper modhdhe ekta mosha more pore chilo, ta aami Air India ar maashima type stewardess ke bhodrobhaabe request korechilam ota ektu change kore dite, kintu bhodromohila emon kotmot kore taakalen ebong ignore kore choley gelen, ja ditiyo baar jigesh korar shahosh hoye ni. Ekhono ghotona ta mone porle khub raag hoye.

Unknown said...

hutum babu ke dui haat tule ditto dilum. ki byapar? aan? neka koi? :x

kele dada hapis!!!! :((

Dipanjan Das said...

panchuda, pray ek mash hapish dekhchhi. ki byapar?

Kele Panchu said...

M,
hehe..jotha aJna

Ron,
Erokom obhiggyota oneker i hoy!

Hutum, SS, dd

Mathata ekebare fanka hoye gyachhe! Orkut e natun dhukechhi, sekhanei kutkutt korte korte somoy chole jay! Ekta shuru korechhi, dekhi ki dNaRhay!

Unknown said...

are dada, orkut e Dhukechhen se to khasa byapar. ami to purono papi. profile naam bolun. add kore feli. goppo korte subidhe hobe :)

Kele Panchu said...

iye.. amar okhaneo nokol naam.. nabadwip haldar

Ron said...

Dada, onek din dekha nei je..koi gelen?

Anonymous said...

Panchubabu, ki ek morkute ORKUT kutkutiye amader bonchito korchchen, bolun to? Udojahaj to ek mash jabot prithibir somosto bimanbondor chariye mongol groho obdi pouche gelo. E-dike biman sevika der ojon briddhi 200 grams charalei tader jomite dharasayi kore deoya hocche, se khobor ki peyechen? Bazar khub gorom, ekta jompesh lekha charoon moshai. Opekkha kore thakloom. Apnar rannabanna r blogti pore fellum. Tobe eikhane ami baghyaban. Ekhono mayer hater goromagorom khabar peye sukhi. Bhalo thakiben, tadatadi likhiben.

Anonymous said...

panchuda bohukal kono sarhashobdo nei...amra adhoirjo hoye uthchi.chotpot likhe fyalo dekhi kichhu...

M (tread softly upon) said...

gelen kothay?

Persona non gratis said...

Pachuda, next post kobe?

Anonymous said...

iye.. eta ki rota?

Kele Panchu said...

hain eta rota. Tumi keda?

Anonymous said...

keliye paat kore debo maake chinte naa parle ! khyak khyak :-P ami erokom khochchor maal paydaa karechhi bhaabtei parchhina !!