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Sabdhan Baani: E lekha nitantoi byaktigoto, kasthobot..ros er ashai porte ele mone hobe 'e kon rosatole elam'!

Gurugombhir bishoy niye lekha khub ekta sohoj na, kintu bishoy ti serokom i. Majhe majhe swabab boshoto bishoyantare chole gyale marjona korben. Bidesh jatra niye onekei lekhen, ami desh-jatra niye kichhu lekhar cheshta kori. Jatra poth niye lekhar bishesh kichhui nei, karon ja ghotona ghotar ta koyek 'mile' er modhyei ghotechhe. Kothay boley 'madhurena samapayet', kintu serokom likhte gele udor pindi budhor ghaRhe uthe jaabe. Taar cheye por ppor jebhabe ghotechhe sei bhabei likhi.

Dilli Chalo

BaRhi jabar maas khanek agei tikit katar jonyo totporota shuru hoyechhilo, kothay ki bhabe, koto soshtai paoa jaay sei khunjte. Onek cheshta choritro kore o jokhon kolkata jabar soshta tikit paoa gelo na, tokhon thik kora holo Dilli jabar. Ekhon, Dilli niye amar chhotobela thekei ekta bheeti achhe. Bheet tai noRhboRhe hoye gyachhe ekbaar jabar por. Ki ghotechhilo thik mone nei, auto-wala ba taxi-wala der niyei sombhoboto. Tax beshi cheyechhilo byatara..ekdom tNyak khali kore dite cheyechhilo sombhoboto.

Panchuginni'r oboshyo pakka ek bochhor thakar obhiggyota chhilo, tar opor Dilli te abar onaar mama'r ebong maashi'r baRhi. Eto bochhor er oprapto jamai-ador khabar sujog chharte paarlam na, American Airlines ei tikit kete fellam. Dumdum na giye, Dilli tei dudin dom nebo thik holo. Fondi, obhisondhi sob kore fyala holo. Panchuginnir mama tNaar AC gaRhite amader niye ghure beRhaben. Laal kellai pratorash serei, beriye porHBo Agra'r dike. Taj er dike takiye takiye moutaj kore biriyani khabo. Sob i chh'oke fyala holo. Kintu sob abhisondhi bheste diye, sondhi-bichchhed korei bolte paren..mamu Chennai bodli hoye gelen amader jabar koyekdin age. 'Bechain' kore dilen ekkebare. American Airlines er flight sorasori Chicago theke Dilli, kothao na themei. Tikit katar por bishwash i hochchhilo na! Pancchuginni ke ekbaar jiggyes korlam 'jodi rastai tel furiye jay?' Kintu se amar kothay patttai dilo na!

URhojahaj e othar age, sobar angul er chhap neyoa holo. Tip chhap kono din na dileo ki kore tip cchhap dite hoy seta agei jantam, tai kichhu jiggyes korar agei buRho angul bariye dilam, kola dekhiye dilam ekebare. Jini chhap nichchhilen tini kotmot kore takiye bollen 'ota na, torjoni ta din'..torjon gorjon korei bollen besh! SaRhey tero ghontar lomba uRhan jibone ei prothom. Prothom ghonta tinek edik odik dekhte dekhtei kete gelo. Tarpor khabar elo, khelam. Chhoto porday cinema o dekhlam, tarpor birokto holam, odhoirjyo holam. Sheshe kichhu korar na peye ghumiye porlam. Dulte dulte ghum bhalo holeo, uRhte uRhte ghum amar kono kalei hoi na, tai kichukkhon ghumiye abar uthe porlam. Ebong ager chokrakar e ei poddhoti cholte laglo. Dilli te pouchhe giye o buRhi chNoya holo na. Dilli'r oporei pak khelam, ghonta du ek. Sob miliye pray ponero ghonta prithibir maya katiye thakte holo bolte paren. Dhoray obboteerno hoye sobar se ki anondo! Anonder resh kaat te na kaat tei, besh ushno-sombordhana pelam. Ek jholok gorom haoa ador kore dilo ektu. Bujhlam Dilli jokhon esechhi tokhon bina-toposhya tei du dine siddho-purush hoye jaabo (muni rishi ra eto koshto kore keno je Himalaye jaan! Gorome koyekdin Dilli elei to paren). Dilli'r Shulka bibhag er nana golpo lok er kachhe shunechhilam, tai mone mone toiri hoyei esechhilam, ghush debo na, dorkaar hole chenchiye bimanbondor mathay korbo. Kintu se soubhagyo ba durbhagyo holona, bina juddhei hNete beriye elam 'sabuj pronali' diye. Erpor Taxi bhaRha, mamu agei sob khunti nati bole diyechhilen. 'Pre-paid taxi nite hobe, ei ei rasta diye jete hobe. Shulka bibhag periyei dekhi 'pre-paid taxi'r chhoRha chhoRhi. Aar sobai bolchhhe tarai asol. 'Dulal Chndra Bharh' er talmichhri kenar somoy o erokom obosthay kokhono poRhini. Jaihok tadeer modhye jara sob cheye beshi chitkaar korhhilo tader kachhei gelam (Biggapon er to ekta kodor dite hobe). Thikana dekhe tara bollo 600 taka. Taka pray ber korte jachchhi, tokhon panchuginni bollo, 'era mone hoy nokol, mamu bole diyechhe 200 takar beshi lagar kotha na'. Tokhon ekjon khaki urdi dhari ke jigges kora holo, 'asol prepaid taxi'r booth konta?' O hori, dekhlam jara asol tara ek kone chup chap bose bose machhi taRhachchhe! Sekhane giye 160 takay rofa hoye gelo. Amadder chalok chhilo 21-22 bochhor er ek chhele ebong songe chhilo tar sohokari. Ora mone hoy Bihar theke esechhilo, ebong bihari-hindi, ebong Punjabi mishiye besh odbhut sure kotha bolchhilo. Airport theke beriyei dekhlam ekta laal-baati jwala gaRhi samne cholchhe. Markin deshe garHiye chaliye obhyas. Bhablam amar moto taxi-chalok o mama'r pichhhon pichhon cholbe. Kintu amake obaak kore diye se mama'r gaRhike okutobhoye periye gelo. Ami tokhon durganaam jopchhi, ei bodh hoy 'siren' bajiye pichon theke elo. KIntu serokom kichhu holo na. Taxi-chalok beg ari baRHiye dilo. Jaihok mamur barhi'r khhub kachhakachhi eseo seta thik khunje paoa jachchhilo na. Edike raat saRhey 12 ta beje gechhe. Rastai koyekta kukur aar darwan chhara aar kauke dekha jachchhena. Bhoy laagchhe, jader dekhte chaina tara jodi hothat dekha diye den tahole ki hobe! Sheshe birokto hoye taxi-chalok tar mobile ber korlo, tarpor didar theke thikana ta jhaliye nilo. Sei thikana niye, tarpor rasstai aro du ekjon nishachor der jiggyasa kore oboshesh e raat ekta nagad pouchholam. Dui dida aar A (mamur meye) o hNaaf chhere baanchlo!

Bujhtei paarchhen eto boRho lomba uRhan er por kemon dhokol gechhe, aar seta niye lekha to aaro dhokol er byapar. Tai porer ongsho gulo abar kichhudin pore likhbo.