Thursday, September 28, 2006

Pujo'r meeting


Pujo niye bibhinno 'antarjaal-lipi' te onek lekha porlam. Ajke baRhite phone kore jaanlam je eta shoshti. Ebar markin deshe pujor subidhar jonyoi bodh hoy din khon dekhei saptahante pujo poRhechhe. Pujor din pujo na hole, jodio kichhu aase jay na, kintu hole mondo na. Onek boRho sohore oboshyo ek soptaho age ba poreo pujo hochchhe. Kintu seta mone hoy, onyanyo onibarjo karon boshoto.

Age je shohore (gram i bola jay) thaktam, sekhane pujo hoto na. Ghonta duyek dure ek sohore hoto. BoRhai korar moto na holeo besh boRho korei hoto. Ekbar Joy Goswami o esechhilen amader 'joy' debar jonyo. Biyer age ebong biyer pore pujo dekha kintu markin deshe sampurna alada. Biyer age shudhui thakur dekha (matir ebong rokto mangser) ebong sukhadya khabar lyaTha. Biyer pore thakur dekha (shudhui matir pratima) ebong sukhadya banano'r Thyala. Purush ba naari, jotodin abibahito thake totodin tara nirbibade pujo dekhe, chanda diye kheye ase. Kintu biyer por seti ar kora hoy na. Tokhon shudhu khelei hoy na, ranna o korte hoy. Ekbar oboshyo ekti abibahito chhatro ke diye 50 ti luchi bhajiye niyechhilen ek kormokarta. Tar por theke chheletir naam i hoye gelo 'luchi'. Je bochhor biye korlam sei bochhor i pujor ek maas age ek dada'r (dadui bola chole, boyos andaz e) phone elo. 'Ki Panchu shunlam tumi khhub bhalo gaan gao?' Ami to akash theke porlam. Bollam 'seki? apnake ke bollo? Amar gaan er pratibha goto char bochhor ami chapa diye rekhechilam. Amar roommate rai chepe rekhechhilo bolte paren. Gaan gaite shuru korlei, mukh chepe dhorto amar. Etodin pore sei protibha baire elo ki kore?' Shune dada bollen 'hNe hNe, amar songe maskara hochchhe? Gaan er kothata emni bajiye dekhlam, kintu eta to satyi je tomar bou bhalo ranna kore?' Etokkhone bujhlam gourchandrikar asol karon. Bollam 'hain se to amar bou hobar ageo korto. Ami biyer por khhub beshi kichhu shekhate parini oke. Ekbar to ilish machhe bamboo shoot diyechhilam bole rege giye maachh tai khelo na.' Dada byasto hoye bollen "se thik achhe thik achhe, tomake to ranna korte bolchhi na, tomra ekhon ekta 'family' hoyechho kichhu to korte hobe. Ei dhoro 100 ta luchi bheje aanbe shonibar din sokale" Ami bollam 'amar bou to luchi belte paare na,sob Australiar map hoye jay.' Kintu dada tokhon o chhaRbar patro non. Bollen'thik achhe tumi belbe aar tomar bou bhajbe.' Shunei amar buk chhom chhom kore uthlo! Belar kotha shunei. Biye korar age to eisob bela-beli korte hoy ni kokhono! Tahole biye korar por E belabeli sob palte gyalo keno? Achchha apnarai bolun biyer age ekjon 'graduate student' er je kaaj thake, biyer por ki seta kome jay? Motei na! Biyer age maas e ekbaar 'vacuum' kortam, biyer por protyek soptahe korte hoy. Biyer age chNeRha T-shirt pore, daRhi na kamiye ghure beratam, biyer por sesob aar kora chole na. Stree jibone ele, songe istiree o ase. Na chaileo korte hoy! Kaaj baaRhe ki na? Panchuginnir o nischoy beRhechhilo, kintu sesob bistarito kore aar nijeke chhoto korbo na. Jaihok onek bhebechinte sebar oi shohor er pujote jabonai thik korlam. 100 ta luchi belar cheye du ghonta beshi gaRhi chalano onek soja, tai arektu dur er ek puja te gelam. Tar porer bochhor theke oboshyo jabar sujog i ghoteni, karon oi sohoro er maya tyag kore chole esechhilam.

Eisob nanarokom karon boshoto Bangali-anusthan er kono meeting e ami jete raji hoi na. 'Eating' e amar kono apotti nei 'meat eating' e to noy E. Kintu meeting er kotha shunlei amar buk kNaape. Ki jaani abar jodi 100 ta luchi bhajte bole! Age na hoy Panchu ginni songe chhilo, ekhon to ekebare nijer ghaRhe! Achchha apnarai bolun 100 ta luchi jodi ami bhajtei paari, tahole ki aar nije na kheye baaro-bhhut e bilote jaabo? Pizza aar maggi na kheye luchi E to khetam tahole roj!

Ager bochhhor, ekhon jekhane achhi, ei shohor er pujote giyechhilam, khabar dabar besh bhaloi chhilo. Kintu prothom bochhhor keu amake chinto na, amio kauke chine nebar sujog o dei ni luchi bhajar bhoye. Kintu, bochhor goRhale bandhu bandhob o baRhe, aar samajikota o korte hoy. Seirokom i ek bandhu...(amar mote a-samajik bandhui bolte paren, nahole arek bandhu'r eto boRho sorbonash korte paare?) onyo ek bandhu'r baRhi beRhate niye jaabe bole bhuliye bhaliye amake ene fello sei 'meeting' ei! Ekkebare durga-pujar meeting e! Sei onyo Bandhu'r barHi'r rasta je eto bondhur hote paare, ta asar somoy o bujhini!

Eta amar jiboner dwitiyo adhyay er prothom pujo'r meeting. Chhatrabosthay ishkul er saraswati pujo'r meeting e chhilam, kintu se to chhoto khato byapar. Chup chap ek kone giye boslam, jaate keu dekhte na paye, dekhte peleo jaate nirjeeb, durbal praani bhebe chheRhe dei. Kintu meeting shuru hobar age cha deyoa shuru holo. Cha na chekhe ki thakte pari? Badhyo hoye kon theke beriye aaste holo. Cha er songe 'chaat' o chhilo. Kintu sei chaat khete khetei 'chat' shuru holo. Pujor horta-korta ekjon, Mr. Chatteerjee bodh hoy naam ta, amake chaatlen besh kichukkhon.

HK:Tomar naam ta ki jeno?

Ami:Agge ami Panchu

HK:Panchu? Besh interesting naam! Ajkaal kar dine dekhai jaina. Tumi kotodin holo ekhane esechho?

Ami:Ami..ei ek bochhhor holo

HK:Ager bochhor pujote esechhile?

Ami:Hain esechhilam to.

HK:Oh! tahole to ek bochhor er beshi hoye gechhe! Ta tumi ki student? Ei somoye ami bhablam mithye kothata bolei dei. Kintu paashei dekhlam amar sei a-samajik bandhuti dNaat ber kore haaschhe! Tai badhyo hoye bollam 'na maane...oirokom i bolte paren..postdoc'

HK:Oh, tai naki? Biye hoye gyachhe?
Ami shunei mone mone promaad gonte shuru korlam. Ei bujhi 5 Kg pNatha rannar bhaar dilo! pNaach Kg'r chapei tahole Panchur panchtwa prapti hobe. Bollam 'hain hoyechhe, kintu amra separated.'

HK: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! Tomra ei boyoser chhele meyera ki je koro! Ami aar tomar boudi (kakima/masima noy kintu) goto 30 bochhor dhore ek songe achhi!
Ektu mushRhe porlen bhodrolok.

Ami: Na jaa bhabchhen taa noy, amar stree onyo ek jaigai poRhashona korchhe, tai badhya hoyei...
Shunei asha'r sanchar holo bhdrolok er mone! Naba utsahe bole uthlen 'Age bolbe to!
Ami to bhablam ki na ki. Sorry, esob kotha bollam bole kichhu mone korona jeno. Kintu ajkaal to esob akhchhar i hochchhe! Jaihok, tomar bou aaschhe nischoy pujote?'
Ami: Aaschhe... kintu, Shonibar sokale. Or shukkurbaar TA thake to...'

HK: Are bolo ekdin chhuti niye nite. Ekhane saobai mile anondo kora jaabe. (maane luchi bhaja jaabe, mangso ranna kora jaabe eisob aar ki?). Amra jokhon 70's e ei sohore aasi tokhon bangali matro char jon. Ei je sangastha ta dekhchho, eta amar nijer haate toiri kora. Ekhon boyos hoye gyachhe, tai aar parina. Tomra na korle ke korbe bolo?

Ami: Mone hoi na paarbe, tachhara tikit katao hoye gyachhe...

Erpor hotash hoyei bollen 'tahole tumi E eso Friday sokal sokal, onek kaaj achhe kintu'. Bolei aar dNarHalen na onyo ek natun mukh er sandhane chole gyalen.

Erpor meeting shuru holo. Prothomei alochona shuru holo bibhinno protijogeeta aar segulor puraskar bitaran niye. Bachchhader jonyo Bose-anko, spoon-race (chamoch-guli), aar 'jemon-khushi-saajo'. BoRhoder jonyo hNaRhi bhanga aar musical-chair. Prothomei bitarka shuru holo bose-anko niye. Onek bachchha rai bose aankte naki pochhondo kore na, tader jonyo dNarHiye ankar o bondobosto korte hobe! Shesh porjonto thik holo, matite noy, table er opor aankte deyoa hobe. Bachchha ra ichchhe moto bose ba dNariye aNkbe. Er por samasya dekha gyalo spoon-race niye. Chamoch paoa geleo, guli kothay paoa jaabe? Erokom samasyar kotha jaanle desh theke kichhu kNaach er guli niye aastam. Kotokgulo bodh hoy amar almaari tei poRhe achhe onekdin theke! Ekjon buddhi dilen m&m er guli-chocolate byabohar korar. Tateo apotti! Arekjon bollen sei chocolate guli jodi bachchhara kheye nei? Guli-khor hoye jay jodi? Kintu tNaar apotti onyo ar keu patta dilen na.

BoRhoder khela niyeo somosya dekha dilo. Agr bochhor hNaaRhi bhanga protijogeetay tin tin te matir hNaRhi bhanga gyachhe, ebong ek boyosko bhodrolok er laaThi o! Tai ebar thik holo, plastic er halloween chalkumRho kena hobe, ebong plastic baseball bat ke laThi banano hobe! Protijogeetay rong anar jonyo chalkumRho'r opor Mahishashur er chhobi sNatiye deyoa hobe. Keu keu oboshyo 'Greg Chappel'er chhobi lagano'r kothao bolechhilo, kintu se prostab nakoch hoye gyalo. Sob sheshe musical chair. Sekhane kon gaan chalano hobe sei niyei kotha chalachali chollo besh kichukkhon. Amar totokkhoney matha dhore gyachhe. Mone holo 'gun' i chaliye dei ekbar esob thamanor jonyo. Kintu bhablam amar o kichhu bolar dorkar. Bollam 'dayal baba'r gaan chalale kemon hoy?' Onek boyosko byakti i bujhte paarlen na ami ki bolte chaichhi. Kichhu kichhu torun turkey saye dilo. Kintu shesh porjonto seta nakoch hoye gyalo kichhu bhodro-lok er apotti te. :(

Protijogeeta niye alochona shesh hole, alochona shuru holo puraskar bitaran niye. Thik holo bachchhader sobaikei puraskar deyoa hobe. nahole oder mon kharap hobe! Ami jokhon chhoto chhilam bose-anko te pursakar na jetaye amar ek baar O mon kharap hoini jodio! Amake ayojok ra nijeder taka khosiye je kagoj dito setai ba kom ki? Ekbar 'ekti bajar er drishya' eNkechhilam, seta dekhe nijeke kichhutei bishwash korate paarlam na, je seta kono bazar. Bazar e kalo-kalo lok er matha, sabuj sabuj tori-tarkari, laal rong er paNthar mete aar rupali rong er maachh er aaNsh sob mile mishe kemon ekekar hoye giyechhilo chhobita te. (ekhon kar dine oboshyo otake 'abstract art' bole chaliye ditam) Shesh kaale badhya hoye niche 'bazar' likhe esechhilam, ektuo byajar na hoyei. Puraskar na paoate ektuo du:kho paini! Markin desh er 'kid' der mon hoyto satyi kid der motoi boRho komol, du:kho petei paare. Sob sheshe dekha gyalo bibhinno protijogeeta miliye mot 50-60 jon protijogee(nee), aar somosto puraskar er jonyo sarbasakulye $150! Aaro aadh ghonta puraskar niye bitarka hobar por thik holo, sobaike ekti kore 'shangsha potro' aar kit-kat dhoriye deyoa hobe!


Eisob alochona kortei kortei sandhya goriye gyalo, asol kaaj niye bishesh kotha holona! TaRhahuRho kore ja thik holo, tate amar bhagye poRlo alu chharano, aar khichuRhi ghNatar dayittwa! Songe abar nijer chhuri o niye jete hobe! Ami sei chhuri tatei shaan dichhi. Sujog pele amar sei a-samajik bandhu tar oporei ek kop bosiye debo alu'r bodole!

31 comments:

Chilla-Bong said...

Panchu-da,ei matro amar blog-e tomar comment-r proti-commente tomae ekta sarodiya post namanor onurodh korechilam...aar eikhane ese dekhi dibyi ekta fur-fure post.Eto sei kaak giye taal-tar opor boslo,aar omni taaltao dhop kore maatite porlo...maney jaake bole ekkebaare kakotaliyo.Pujor baaki dingulo upobhog korun,bijoyar pore kolakuli korte asbo...misti saajiye rakhben.

DD said...

oshadharon, gotokaler post tao fata fati. jotoi alu chharate hok, anondo korben pujo te.

ekhane agami shoptahe, gaaner rehearsal korei ashol pujo ta katiye debo thik hoyechhe.

Ron said...

Alu charanor moto jachchetai kaaj duniyaye duto nei. All the best dada. Kota alu charalen jaanaben kintu. Aami ekhaan theke shohanubhuti-shuchok chuk chuk aawaj korbo.
Aamar Baba ma ekhaankar ek durga pujo'r organiser der modhdhe chilen. Tai oi 100 ta luchi, alu peyaj charano aamio bhaloi experience korechi. Aar taar shonge cultural programmer rehearsal. Ufff!! Bachchader nach gaan natok er shonge shonge boroder naach gaan...sheh ek oshojjo byapaar. Edike kono choto bachcha dialogue na bole laphalaphi kore odike kono buro mota evengreen "mashi" dhei dhei kore naachte thaaken!! Bhoyanok kando!

Rimi said...

Dada, ei posta link korechhi. Ami prothome dekhini, DD bollo apni post korechhen.

Aar eita dekhe onekdin por Shibram Chokkoti'r kotha mone pore gelo: Stree jibone ele, songe istiree o ase.

Oshadharon likhechhen, kintu sey aar notun ki? :-)

vuttaa said...

KP, ghono ghono naariyo!
k-h-i-c-h-u-d-i! u know..
chhad-chhad kore chhariyo,
aloo. nomostosyoi nomoHo!!

:)

M (tread softly upon) said...

uff too good hoyechhe eta. Apni ekdom fatiye dilen. Chokher shamne shob dekhte pachhi. ei deshe eshe theke amra shobai pray eshob jonogon aar conversationsa fce korechhi. Kintu ei bhabe bodh hoy kono dino bolte partam na. Aaj saptamir shondhay shoshur sashuri ke eta pore shonabo :))
Aar 5kg magsho ranna kora aar 100 luchi bhajar theke alu kata hoyto easier. Shonge punyo prapti o hoye jabe. Thakurer bhog to after all.

Kele Panchu said...

Chilla bhai,
Kaktaliya E bola chole. Eto taRhataRhi duto post kora besh koshter byapar (bishesh kore amar pokkhe). Kintu sharat er chNoyai ektu senti hoyei likhe fellam aar ki?

dd,
Ah! Ami jodi satyi gaan gaite partam, tahole aar keu alu kat te bolto na! Rehearsal korei katiye ditam. Tomar gaan stagee e samna samni shonar ichchhe roilo. Jodi konodin sujog hoy...

ron,
Ami alu bishesh khai na, chharanor bhoy ei bodh hoy! Kintu luchi belar theke eta onek sohoj :)
Evergreen ,mashi' der naach dekha to bhagyer byapar. Ami esob dekhar sujog pele ekdom chhaRhi na. :)

Rimi debi,
Amake nijer lipi te sanjukta korar jonyo dhonyobaad. Mon diye kada samle, pujo dekho.

Vutta,
Tomar Narayani pobita
Shunte boRhoi madhur
Kobi thakur er obhaab
Tumi E korte paaro dur.

M,
Hehe, sob i shona kotha :) Amar ki bhagya. Esob lekha lok ke poRhe shonano o jaay! Shonanor somoy dorkar hole censor o korte paren.
Sobar madhyei to thakur achhen. Alu katar pashei begun bhaja hobe. Ami thakur er seba korte truti rakhbo na! 'Jibh e daya kare jei jon, sei jon sebochhhe ishwar'.

Rapid I Movement said...

Sharodiya-r shubechha:)

Prerona said...

this is the first post in bangla i ever read. pretty neat :)

thalassa_mikra said...

Panchuda, ei shob jyathotto pholaano pujor horta-korta der bibaran ta oshadharon tule dhorechhen.

Ekbaar markin desher ek pujote prothom baar giyechhilaam aami aar amaar kishore-bandhob.

Hothaat ek chena nei jaana nei bhodrolok hut kore amaake aar amaar bechara boyfriend ke pakdao kore nirdesh dite laglen - jao dekho giye khichuri ta hoyechhe kina, rannaghorey ei jhuri ta diye esho, ityadi, ityadi.

Aachha, luchi belaar jhamela komaanor ek tip aapnake dichhi, dekhben aaloo chharanor cheye anek shohoj. Mexican dokaan theke kine anoon tortilla press/maker. Shetate duto chikchiki kagoj-er moddhey luchi-r lechi ta rekhe chaap dile bini koshte luchi bela hoye jaabe.

Durbhagyo ei tortilla maker ta shudhu luchi-r jonyo-i kaaj kore karon luchi moida diye toiri. Aata-r ruti ta ei tate bela jai na.

Shreemoyee said...

ekhankaar local bangla committee r saraswati pujo te ekbaar volunteer hote giyechilaam. Aamaake diye ponchaas khaani aalu pyneaaj kaatalo, phol prosaad bitoroner o ekta paala chilo. Was a lot of fun :)

Shreemoyee said...

And I forgot to add. Pujor shubeccha.

expiring_frog said...

Apnakeo shubho bijoya, Panchu-da :). Asha kori apnake ebar luchi belte hoy ni.

Bishu said...

Panchu,eso ekta e-kolkuli sere feli.Asha kori alur chal charanor por haathe ekhono jor aache.Jodi theke thake tobe Pujor pandel thuri hall-ghorer ghotonaboli tomar jobanite porar ashae comment-e iti tanlam.

Arthur Quiller Couch said...

"Doyal baba'r" shurey shurey jodi Mashima-der dhunuchi naach dekha jeto ... aha shey ki phurti!

Bishu said...

Barta pathai chokher tarae,
Barta pathai oustha-dhare,
Somostodin saratadin -
Roudro-chaya-e,Srabon-dhara-e,
Barta pathai Chokh-r tara-e.


Eikhane joma hochee Barta-sonkonlon.

Ei blog-r jonopriyotar suyoj niye blog-malik-r onumoti charai ekta nirlojjo bigyapon diyedilam.Jodi nijo-gune maaf kore dao,tobe oikhane podudhuli diye badhito koro,onyothae delete button boro kaajer jinis.

Hatir Chana said...

likhecho mondo na. arekta likhe felo mr kele panchu.:)

hutumthumo said...

jemon likhechhen temon chobi. beguni-ke nijo guney protishthito dekhe swasti pellam. taimur-er galpo ta khub bhalo laglo. ekkhaneyi she janiye dichhi.

aar aloo jinish-ta heavy problematic...alu bhaja, alu kara, alu-r dosh, alu-r dom. bangali aar alu-r shomporkho baaDro nibiDr

Rapid I Movement said...

Dada, aamder kintu catering chilo. Jodio protima-r size was unreasonable small, given the scale of the occasion. Aapnader protima looks really imposing.

hutumthumo said...

panchu-da, kousik khuDro je "minefield"-er katha likhechen sheta mac-e chaliye dekechen? janaben

Anonymous said...

shara chhotobela ghota kore para'r pujo korechhi ... ei shob porle boddo mon kharap kore ....

- bonatellis

suddha said...

shubho bijoya pnachuda, finally alur khosa chharalen naki bondhur chhal? :-P ar bpudi jodi nitanto 100khana luchi bhejei thaken, gpta 50ek amar naam-e parcel kore deben kintu :-)

M (tread softly upon) said...

Pujo shere kothay gaa dhaka dilen? Ebar Kali Pujo eshe gelo to!

M (tread softly upon) said...

mash ghure gelo to :( aabar deshe chole gelen naki?

Sandeepa said...

M er blog theke ekhane eshe uday holam. Khub bhalo laglo apnar sharadiya abhigyata.

Bonatellis said...

ki baba, panchu-ginni ki angul kete diyechhe, na ki?

Rapid I Movement said...

Dada, onek din toh holo...ebaar naman aarek-ta. Bangali, jaagun!!

Shreemoyee said...

You should make a new year's resolution to write more often.

Kele Panchu said...

Pathak/Pathika gon,

onek din na lekhar jonyo du:khito. Matha ta ekkebare fNaka hoye gyachhe. Dekhi kaaj er chaap ektu komle mon diye bhabbo, mathay kichhu ele likhbo! New year resolution? Se to sob bochhorei ek thake 'e bochhor jeno aro beshi mod khete o khaoate pari' :)

Anonymous said...

hmmmm ... best comment ... 'dayal' gaaner sathe evergreen mashimader dhunuchi nrityer prostab ... r kele pnachu ... likhechhish tui 'jachheytaai'
ki r boli ... esob jinish boddo beshi oti hi-fi.
durgapujar sekal ekaal ,sesob ekhon bhulei je jaai
ekhon shudhui swodesh bidesh
ei kathatei monta bholai.

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