Monday, June 11, 2007

Bhaab Samprasaran

Bangla jNader prohom bhasha chhilo,mane mukhe na holeo kagoje kolome jara prothom e 'o' 'aa', 'ko', 'kho' porechhen tNara bhab samprasaran shobdoti'r songe bhaloi poricheeto. Bhaab er sampurna prsaraan kei bhab samprasaran bola hoy. Soja banglay bolte gele bhaab er abeg e ekkebare habudubu khaoa jakey bole. Ei dharun ekti kishore chhele rasta diye jachchhe, nojor gelo arekti kishori'r dike. Chokh e chokh porlo, chhele mone mone chumu tumu sob kheye fello. Tarpor jodi meyeti ektu muchki hese dilo to chhele chole gyalo soja chhadnatolay, bhaste bhastei gyalo... bhaab er samprasaran korte korte.

Ami oboshyo shabdatir aakkhorik byakhyai ekhane korbo. Kobi ba lekhok ra likhei khalas, kintu tNara sei sob lekhar somoy ki bhebechhilen sei niye todonto korar jonyo, ebong madhyashikkha porshod er odheen chhatro-chhatrider 'tight' debar jonyoi ei rokom bhoyanok jins abiskrito hobe? Ke chalu kore chhhilen thik jana nei. Vidyasagar koren ni bolei mone hoy, karon tNaar Bhabnar onyo onek karon chhilo. Sir Asutosh o to uchchashikkha porshod e chhilen. Tahole hoyto kono bhabuk adhunik shikkhamontree E hoben.

Bhab samprasaran korte chaile aro ekti jinis taar bodole kora jeto, bodh hoy setar naam chhilo 'Sarangsha'. Eti bhaab er samprasaran er bodole ekebare apasaron kore dito. Sob abeg tabeg fele diye shudhui khaNti kotha thakto sekhane. Beshir bhag golpo, upanyas lekhok rai asol kotha paaRhte giye onek dhanau panai koren (ei jemon ami korchhi), tai sarangsho lekha emon kichhu shokhto kaaj noy. Kintu chhoto thekei shune aaschhi Sahityo ar Itihaas, joto beshi likhbe toto beshi nombor. Kana ghushoy e o shona jeto ei sob subject e ojon dor ei nombor pore. Tai ke E aar sahos kore sarangsho likhte chay?

Bankim Babu'r dada Sanjib Chandra khub ekta beshi lekhen ni. Jongol e jongol ei ghure beraten mone hoy beshir bhag somoy, kintu sei tini shudhu ekti bakya byabohar kore somosto chhatrokul ke je koto akul korechhen taar iyotta nei!

'Bonyera bone sundar, shishura matreekroRh e'

ei bakyatir bhab samprasaran Shudhu Madhya Shikkha porshod ei noy , khonj korle Tripura Board, Madrasa Board hoyto Dhaka Board e o paoa jaabe. Acchha ei bakyatir byakkha korar kono karon ki achhe? Eta porlei to jol e moto poriskar hoye jaay lekhon ki bolte cheyechhen. Kintu naa! Bakytir gushtir pindi na chotkale babuder thik monoputa: hochchhilo na! Ei ekti bakyer pichhone je koto dishta dishta kagoj noshto hoyechhe, aar sei kagoj toiri korte je koto shoto bon lopat hoye gyachhe, se kotha tokhon bujhle SanjibChandra aar e kotha likhten na! Tahole dekha gelo, abeg er bosh e hut kore kichhu kotha likhe felle pore heet e biporeet hoy.

Jibon e prothom baar jokhon ei kaaj korechhilam besh beg pete hoyechhilo amake, abeg o asei ni ulte shikkhon er kachhe opodsohtho hote hoyechhilo...akkhorik orthe E bolte paren. Paa muRhe hNatu bhenge aadh ghonta kneel down! Er karon oboshyo Sanjib Chandra chhilen na. EI ku keerti'r shrsohta aaro bahu ku kaaj korechhen. Ini aar keu non amader oti porcheeto Rabi Thakur. Tokhon bodh hoy Ashtam Shreni, kichhu kichhu chheler hormonal prokop gNof gojaleo amar tokhon o gojay ni. Mongolbar third period e Bangla. Tar ager dinei eisob Samprasan niye kta boktrita diyechhilen Dhananjay babu. Onar kotha age ektu bole ni. Besh golgal nadusnudus chehara, gayer rong toktoke forsa, besh ekta hrishtapushta bhab. Kintu bhab dekhe bhulkorle cholbe na, karon onaar naam i holo maar aar maar nam i holen uni. Jaihok ager din osob kochkochani thik kane jaini, tai byaparta thik bujhini sedin. Mangal baar je amar jibone amangal deke aanbe sekotha jaanle oboshyo ektu mon diye shuntaam. Class e dhukei Dhananjay babu board e boro boro kore likhlen:

'Dekhite giyachhi porbotmala, dekhite giyachhi sindhu
dekha hoy nai chokkhu meliya,
ghor hote shudhu dui pa feliya
ekti dhaan er sheesh er upor ekti shishir bindu|'

Tarpor bollen 'ne etar bhab samprasaran kor'

Ami to bhebei akul. Prothomoto shobgulir maane thik thak jana chai. Porbot khub sohoj byapar, pahar porbot to hordom e dekha jay. Sindhu nod niye koyekdin agei Bhugol class e porano hoyechhe. Itihaas e o Sindhu nod chhilo mone porlo. Kintu jotodur mone porlo ota tokhon Pakistan er modhye chilo (ekhono achhe). Tarpor 'chokkhu mela' to khub sohoj byapar roj ghum theke uthe aamra ja kore thaki..dhaan er sheesh o bujhlam. Kintu shishir bindu kichhutei mathay dhuklo na! Shishi, botol to besh boro shoro jinis, tader abar bindu hobe ki kore? Bhebe bhebe amar gayei bindu bindu gham jome uthlo, edike somoy chole jachchhe.. 15 minute er modhye khata joma dite hobe. Aar beshi bhabte na pere 'Joy maa' bole likhe fellam.

'Kobi ratri belai tNaaar asudh er Shishi haraiya feliyachhilen. Sara raat tNaar sei karone ghum hoy nai. Tini Shishi khunjite Pakistan giyechhilen. Sekhane onek pahaRah porbot ebong Sindhu nod e tNahar harano shishir anusandhan koriyachhilen. Sindhu nod e jaal o feliyachhilen, kintu tNahar shishi mele naai. Byartho hoiya tini abar kolikatay firiya asiyachhilen. Kobi jokhon jibeeto chhilen tokhon kolikatay o dhaan khet dekha jaito. Ekdin ghum bhangibar por kobi dui pa feliya tNahar baRhir pasher dhan khete giyechhilen. Sei sthane jaibar por kobi dekhilen ekti dhaan er sheesh er upor tNahar harano asudh er shishir ekti bhanga tukro lagiya achhe. Ei dekhiya obaak hoiya kobi ei kobita likhiyachhilen.....' er por kobi ki bhabe todonto kore jaante paarlen je tNaar chakor E je shishi ti bhengechhilo ebong dhan khete fele esechhilo se sob kotha aar lekhar sujog hoy ni. Tar agei Dhananjay babu bollen 'de khata de, somoy hoye gyachhe.' tarpor ja hoyechhilo se to itihaas. Sidnhu je amar jibone 'Bishadsindhu' hoye dekha debe se ki aar tokhon jaantam?

Shudhu ami na, amar moto hajar hajar chhatro chhatri ei bhabe bhab er ghore churi na korte pere opodostho hoyechhe ebong ekhon o hochchhe, tobuo bhab samprasaran ekhon syllabus tike achhe. Aaj theke ponchaas bochor por hoyto Chandrabindu'r kobita (?) Madhyashikkha porshod er syllabus bhukto hobe. Tokhon jodi proshono kora hoy:

'Amader bogol bhhora struggle achhe, chhagol bhora mangso'.. ekhane bogol bhhora struggle bolte kobi ki bojhate cheyechen?

Keu ki bolte paarbe? Kobi (Upal na Chandril?) ki satyi E ekhane kichhu bojhate cheyechhilen?

17 comments:

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Saar, eto din porey je sheshey udoy holen, taatei amader anonder sheema nei. Obhinondon janaai.

Taar por erokom obhutopurbo bhaab shomprosharon holo jaake boley bonus, orthaat Mohaprobhu-r cream shondesher opor koromcha'r chiltey.

J.A.P.

vuttaa said...

chule bhara bogol,
taate ukoon koruk struggle,

aar mangsho bhara chhagal
koruk "baa baaa baaaah..."

paglaa tui kheeer khaa !!

Bonatellis said...

wah wah .. happy that you are back ...

Kele Panchu said...

Jap mohashoy apnar punya podosporshe bhab er sholokola purna holo! Etodin ektu 'Government Inspector' er bhabanubad korar cheshta korchhilam..sob i mone mone. Kintu kichhui hoye uthlo na, tai abar bhat bokchhi.

Vuttaa,

Tomar kabya protibha
jeno lotus in a doba

Bonada,

dhonyobaad.

Rapid I Movement said...

Arreh arreh Jogomohom!

Ki the vyapaar dada?! Aapnar ei obhutopurbo aabirbhab! Maatal hoiya moddhoshikkha porshod-er dusshopno hoiya chilo naaki?

Darun post. Chotobalai "technique" shobdotir jonno porikkhai aamaro aapnar moton durbhog hoiyachilo. "Tek-nee-cue" baanan-ti baaper jommey na shuniya thakai khatai gorur rochona likhitey hoiyachilo.

damal said...

marvellous!
bogol bajalum...
class 8,9 er bangla period mone portei chul khara hoye uthchey--- even bogoler o.

bahuddin baad--- kemon aachen?

Kele Panchu said...

RIM,
Tomar ghono ghono thikana change hochchhe dekhchhi. Ta 'technique' e ki gondogol korechhile janar ichchhe roilo.

damal,
ei rum er kripay chole jachchhe. :)

suddha said...

Etodin baade protyaborton dekhe bhari apluto holum. Taai bodhhoy lekha poRe aro beshi bhallaglo.:-D Achhen kemon? Jigges korte ichhe hochhe "etodin kothay chhilen?" Pachhe Bonolota Sen bhebe bosen sei bhoy-e likhlum na. Aar firei jokhon elen erokom duronto bhab-somprosaron aro hok. Opekhhay roilum.

Rimi said...

Ami chomokrito. Apnar bhab shomprosharon-e toh botei, apnar hothat-udoyeo bote. Aasha ekrokom chherei diyechhilam.

Doya kore shiggiri dub marben na. Matribhashar taan boro taan.

Chilla-Bong said...

Dada,
Ettodin pore eita ki nikhechen. Tomar blog-absense maaf kore dilam ektai sorte next lekhatar jonyo etto ha-pityesh koriyo nah. Jhot pot aar ekta kisti namiye felo.
Iti,
Apnar Blog-o-mughdo,
Chilla

ss said...

[b]patohpennam dada! ettodine ailen taile? aponare loke honye hoiya khuzteassilo.

likhssen khassa. aamaro mone poiRa gyalo ze ishkool e thakte ekkhan boRo decision nissilam ze life e sorboda number er ssaite lyad ere beshi importance dimu. maidhyamik e sarangsho likhssilam. bolai bahulyo 50% er beshi paai nai matribhashay.

likhte thaken. abar udhao hoiben zeno!

Ron said...

Aapni phire eshechen!! Ki anondo. Aabar doob marben na doya kore. Aapnar ei lekha ta pore class 11 12 er Bangla class mone pore gelo. Baapre!! Class 10 obdhi ICSE board er 2nd language Bangla porar por hothat kore Higher Secondary Board e 2nd language Bangla porte ja najehaal obostha hoyechilo na ki bolbo. Shishir bindu theke shishi botol toh tobu bhalo, aami marjar maane jhyanta likhechilam. Tarporer ghotona na bolleo bujhte paarchen nishchoi!

said...

Anekdin pore likhlen, ebong sotyi-i daaron likhechen. Shuru-r kishore-er bhaab samprosarito hote hote chadnatola-e pouche jabar scene ta kintu bhaab-er hoddomuddo hoyeche. Classic.

Shreemoyee said...

You actually translated that? :) chomotkar .

Kele Panchu said...

Suddha, Rimi, chilla, SS,

Onek dhonyobaad. Niyomito lekhar cheshta cholchhe cholbe.

Ron,
Marjar er maane na bolte para khhub i marjoniyo. or paashe 'in' boshiye taar maane 'makhoner bikolpo' likhle o khoti chhilo na.

Kausik, shreemoyee,

dhonyobaad!

Apoplexy said...

eyechilen dekhlam.amio edike majhe shaje ashi.tai ebar blog roll e jurei nilam.mid west e kothay?

gago said...

are balad bivinno bs chaicilam tui ki liksos goru asta akta sala damra beta gadharam