Chhoto du:kho, chhoto asha
Chhhoto chhoto bhalobasa
Joma hoi chhotto buk er majhe.
Bhallage na naamta pora
Godyo, kimba podyo-chhoRha
kichhutei aar mon laage na kaaje.
Raktu chokkhu dichhe uNki
debo taare kyamne fNaaki?
Uthle oThe buk bhhora kanna.
Jogoter e kemon reet?
maago amar kNaacha peerit
Sobai mile paakte dilo na.
Jogotbollobhpur High ishkool er maath e rojkaar moto sedin o chhele meyeder bhirH. Class V/VI er chhelera bibhinno dol e bhag hoye golamchush baa dhoradhori khelchhe. Chhoto chhoto meyera beni duliye ekka dokka khelte byasto. Kol tolar pashe uNchu klass er meyara ekjot hoye ki sob alochona korche aar maajhe maajhe khil khil kore hNese uthche! Kono kono chhele jol khete giye bhabche, take dekei bodhoi meye gulo hNaasche. Tai taratari jol kheyei paliye jachche! Ishkool shuru hote aar minit 20 baaki, ar 10 minit porei warning er ghonta porHe jaabe. Aar tokkhuni sobai shuRh shuRh kore nijer nijer klass e fire jaabe.
Ishkool er head master Shree Mohim Chandra Sinha, Triple M.A..aaro ki sob degree achhe naam er pore. Naam er motoi tNaar protaap; lok e bole Mohim babau'r dapote baagh e gorute ek ghaat e jol khai (Chhelera arHale onake Singho-mama bolto). High ishkool er lagoa Jogotbollobhpur nimno madhyomik balika bidyaloi. Naam alada holeo duto ishkool er kaaj kommo ek songei hoi. Meyeder ishkool e kokhono mastermoshai ra poraan ba chheleder ishkool e didimoni ra. Meyeder ishkool klass V theke VIII porjonto, tarpor meye ra high ishkool e bhorti hoi. Meyeder head didimoni, Shanta di, khub bhalomanush. Kaan e ektu kom shonen.
Mohim babu'r korHa shashon: chhele meyeder modhye beshi makhamakhi cholbe na. Onake onek somoi etao bolte shona gechhe je, ei meyeder ishkool tar jonyoi onaar chhatro ra bokhe jachhe, result bhalo hochche na! Niyom moto klass VIII porjonto chhele aar meyeder alada alada section thake. Je bochor er kotha bolchi, sei bochor klass V e prachur chhele meye bhorti holo. Niyom bhenge Mohim babu ke badhyo hoye co-ed klass er bondobosto korte holo. Co-ed klass holeo meyera ek dik er benchi te ebong chhelera onyo dik er benchi te bosto.
Class V e natun bhorti hoyeche Noyon Mondol. Porashonai motamuti. Shoshtitola Prathomik Bidyaloi theke sob subject e pass kore e bochhor high ishkool e esechhe. Noyon er baba Modon Mondol er pan (betel leaf) er byabsa. Emnite lok bhaloi, kintu ektu paan (drinking) er nesha achhe. Onekei bujhiye bolechhe 'Modon eto nesha kora ki bhalo?" Modon bole "KI boli bolo dikini? Amar naam er moddei to Mod achhe. Ami mod chharle o mod ki amake chharbe?" Mod kheye laal (modonlaal)hoye thakleo chhele meyer porashonar byapar e Modon kono truti raakto na. Nije kelas eight porjonto porechhe, kintu chaito chhele meye gulo ontoto ishkul final ta pass koruk.
Koyekdin dhorei Noyon er mon ta kharap. Pet gurH gurH kore, khide hoina aar buk er modhye hothat hothat ke jeno dum daam haturHi petai. Aar ulto dik er benchi te oi meye ta elei aaro jeno haturHi petano berHe jaai. BarHi firle se aaro bitikichchhiri obostha. Noyon tokhono beshi Robi Thakur poreni. Porle hoito geyei felto 'Noyon tomare pai na dekhite, royechho noyon e noyon e'. Tokhon to aar ekhon kaar moto chhilona. Prem korte onek kosrot korte hoto. Tai Noyon esob kotha oi meye ta ke to dur er kotha, nijer bandhu bandhob der o bolte pareni.
Edike 11 tar ghonta beje gyache. Onyano sohopathi der songe Noyon o klaash e dhukeche. Aajke ektu pichhoner dike boseche, jaate oi meyeta ke bhalo kore dekhte na pai. Prothom klaash ingriji, poraben Badol babu. Goto ek soptaho dhore ingriji translation kora hochche. Ami khai, tumi khao, Se khai er translation shesh kore ekhon ektu majhari size er sentence porachhen. Joteen ke proshno korlen 'Ei joteen translation kor, Amar bandhu'r naam Ram'. Joteen onek bhebe bollo 'I friend name ij Ram'. dNaat khinchiye Badol babu bollen, 'etodin dhore ei shekalum hotobhaga? kaan dhore benchi'r opor dNariye thaak.' Tarpor edik odik cheye bollen 'ke bolte paarbe?' Tokkhuni sei meye ta dNariye uthe bollo 'mastamoshai ami bolbo?.' Aarsonge songe Noyon er buk er modhye diye maal garHi cholte shuru korlo. Tarpor Badol babu ki bollen kichhu kaane dhuklo na. Sudhu kichukkhon pore dekhlo meyeti board e gota gota okkhore likhchhe 'My friend's name is Ram'. Taratari dhathosto hoye Nayan o segulo khatai likhe fello. Tarpor Badol babu aro kichu translation shekhano'r por dhong kore 1st period er ghonta porHe gelo.
Er porer klass Nomita di'r. Bishoy: Itihaas. Dekte chhip chhip roga hole o, chhele meyera onake jom er moto bhoi kore. Dui angul er modhye pencil dhukiye chaap deyoar obhinobo shashti deyoar kaida onaar i abishkar. PoRha shona naa para'r jonyo jodio ba chharHa paoa jeto, prem kore dhora porHe keu aaj porjonto chhaRh pai ni onar haat theke. Onyano shikkhok/shikkhika der theke junior holeo, sudu ei karonei Nomita di headmaster er khhub priyo hoye uthechilen. Koytekdin dhorei Nomita di lokkhyo korchen, Nayan naam er chele tar klass e mon nei. Ager soptai Panipath er prothom juddho porate porate dekechilen chheleta jaanlar baire poth er dike takiye ache. Ei bhabe cholle kichudin er modhyei o bepothe chole jaabe. Aajke klass dhukei tai, Namita di Nayan ke khunjlen. Choke chok portei, dekhte pelen o kichu ekta lukote chesta korche. Songe songe kache giye 'ki lukochhis? ber kor' bole dhomok dilen. Bhoye Nayan er mukh kanhumachu hoye gelo, roga roga thyang dutto kNaapte thaklo, amta amt akore bollo 'koi kichu nato'. 'Kichhu na? Yaarki hochche? Amaar chokh ke fNaaki dibi?' bolei kaan mole dhorlen Namita di. Tokhon badhyo hoye Nayan ingriji khata theke chNiire neya ek ta kagoj er tukro dilo didimoni ke. Jaate lekha 'I love his father'. Erokom prempottor ba sweekarokti Namita di baap er jonmeo porern ni. Taai hotobhombo hoye bollen 'Er maane ki?" Nayan er maata hNet hoye gelo, kintu ekta kothao bollo na. Onek cheshta chorittir koreo jokhon or pet theke kichhu berolo na, Namita di haal chheRhe diye bollen 'cholo tomar hochhe, class shesh hok, head-di'r kache niye jaabo.' Erpor 'Babor er babar naam ki?', 'Sangram Singhe'r shoreere koto gulo khotosthaan chhilo?' eisob koyekta poroshno kore Babor er rajyo shashon byabosta poRhate shuru korlen. Aaste aaste 2nd period o shesh hoye gelo. Tarpor Namita di Nayan ke aar or leka kagoj ta ke niye didimoni der office elen.
'Head-di aajke abar ekta ke dhorechi' bollen Namita di. Tobe aajke onar golai thik sei uchchhas ta chhilona. Onyodin erokom 'culprit' pakRhao kore besh bijoyini'r hNaasi hNese staff room e dhoken. Kintu sesob kagoje lekha gulo onek sohoj sorol bhasai lekha thakto, jemon 'Nandini, tumi ki hobe amar bondini?', 'Chondona, dekhte tumi mondo na', 'Amol+Mita = Love sign', aar prachur, ILU omuk, ILU tomuk ityadi. Jaihok Namita di'r gola peye olpo boyesi didimonira hoi hoi kore chhute elen, 'koi ki likheche dekhi' bole. Kintu lekha ti poRhe sobai hotash holen. Sheshe chNera kagoj ta head-di'r haate deyoa holen. Head-di kagoj ta'r opor chok buliye Nayan ke koRha golai jigges korlen 'Ei etar maane ki? Tui kaar baba ke bhalo basis?' Dhomok kheye Nayan, nayan jole bhese gelo. Sheshe head di bollen 'Jodi na bolis, tahole tor baba ke chiti pathabo, seta ki bhalo hobe?' Tokhon bipod bujhe Nayana bollo 'Ami to ota translation kore likechi', tarpor Badol babu'r klass er khata khhule dekhalo tate lekha:
Amar bandhu'r naam Ram. Or pita ekjon krishok.
My friend's name is Ram. His father is a farmer.
Nayan ekhon ekta chhobi ankar school chalai. Aar Arpita (Or-pita) daktaari porchhe. Nah, oder prem Class V er pore ar egoi ni.
Saturday, February 04, 2006
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12 comments:
hahahhahaa....or-pita(his-father)
good one kele :)
Erom ekta oshadharon blog'r publicity hoyni........ jacchetai
kicchu koro..... golpo ta darun laglo.
Ekta kotha khali bhabchi.... Onek incest'e sunechi... kintu "My frnd's Hot Dad" namok kono kicchu shunini... ottonto original.....jacchetai.
chaliye jao....
"Orpita seris"'e notun kicchu add koro.
Ekta request: Lekha gulo banglay likhe tar photo file baniye paste koro... ei english'e bangla porte bhalo lage na.... sotti orthay jacchetai lagey.
bhalo golpo :).
Gola, gola!
Katha hobe na. It can compete with the "a twist in the tale" series.
Srichoroneshu Panchu-da,
California theke Mecheda
Apnar khyati chhoday obadh;
Shutorang chhoto golpo
Likhte thakun olpo sholpo --
Ami chakhi or pitar shwad.
Oshadharon!!!
oshadharon. Roald Dahl style e twist!
Hatir Chhana,
Thanku thanku!
Sagar,
Onek dhonyobaad. Ami ageolikhechhi, Mac e bangla lekha ektu problem. Tomra sob prajuktibid ra jukti kore kichhu ekta upai ber koro. Ami porer lekha ta haate likhe sca korar chesta korbo, jodi nijer haat er lekh nije thik thaak porte paari!
DD,
Dhonyobaad.
Kousik,
Amar lekha'r 'solubility' berecchhe jene khushi holaam.
Byang Bhai,
Panshkurar chop kheye
Milon daar dhop kheye
Likhechhi olpo solpo
Jodi lage bhalo
tomader ei kaalo
Panchuda likhbe golpo.
Ron,
Thanku.
M,
Dhonyobaad. Dahl babu'r golpo porini, tobe Chocolate factory besh bhalo legechhe!
Apni tahole
8B-r sthole
Korechhen lekhapoda?
Porer golpe Arpita-ke
Anun Honu-r dake
Seven X hoye jak goda.
Onek ghater jol kheye
shoreer o mone bol peye
Chole elaam eto dure.
X-tasy tao 7 nombor?
Larry Flynt pele ei khobor
Or o jaabe matha ghure!
daarun likhecho..
kochi boyesher prem, besh innocent bayaapar bolei jantam, kintu eeta toh eekdom sodomy typer..
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